Lewd Two

The nickname used by Soviet Waifu on discord when he is in the middle of drawing hentai (specifically Zero Two) and cooming

Windmill : "I wonder what Soviet Waifu is doing"
Stupidgoose : "His nickname is Lewd Two, what do you think"
Windmill : "Horny"

by Soviet Waifu January 12, 2021

Two Shoer

When pooping in a public restroom, it is common to throw your shoe over the stall when the lack of motion shuts the light off on you. A two shoer is such a good poop, the light cycles twice. This requires re-activation of the light with both shoes.

Man I ate so much last night, I had an epic two shoer at work this morning.

by Big Swingin’ October 11, 2017

two in the cockpit

When two cocks are forced into one vagina.

She got drunk and took two in the cockpit last night.

by bekaz April 2, 2014

Two Trucks

Having sex

A: "two trucks"
B: "having sex"

by Willix_xml February 6, 2022

Two teen

Modified version of twenty by DK

Eighteen, Nineteen, Two teen

by darkangel_1004 January 7, 2021

Two bagger

A slang term for running miles. Instead of “I did a two miler today”, it’s I did a “two bagger”.
Running is not fun. It is work. And it’s what we do. We put miles in the bag each day, each week. So when you hit a 2 miler, you’re getting a two-bagger. Constantly putting more miles in your bag. Get it done.

Side note: walking can count too. If you and a friend meet up for a 2 mile walk, you got a two-bagger in. 3 miles = 3 bagger.

If you’re bold enough to get 5 miles, that’s a a 5 bagger.

Dave: Hey bro, you wanna grab a quick two bagger after work?
Cheese: Yeah man, I’ll meet you at MLK at 5:02 and let’s do work.
Dave: Word. I wanna get a sweat in before I head home to the boo.

by Dubya The Runner March 12, 2022

two daids

A type of aids that you can only get for two days. The cure was found in 2011 by a student science club, called Aids 2.

That kid Joey was out sick with two daids.

by trashemail December 2, 2011