When pooping in a public restroom, it is common to throw your shoe over the stall when the lack of motion shuts the light off on you. A two shoer is such a good poop, the light cycles twice. This requires re-activation of the light with both shoes.
by Big Swingin’ October 11, 2017
Get the Two Shoermug. A type of aids that you can only get for two days. The cure was found in 2011 by a student science club, called Aids 2.
by trashemail December 2, 2011
Get the two daidsmug. 1) noun.A qualoquialism for a woman with two female genatalia. 2) adverb. Used as a pun... Instead of Shakespeare s" to be, or not to be". ....
To twat or not to twat... A pun taken from Shakespeare.. to be or not to be.
That chick had two twats.... Six holes?? How's a guy supposed to fill all of em??
That chick had two twats.... Six holes?? How's a guy supposed to fill all of em??
by Real redboss May 31, 2018
Get the Two twatmug. Adverb: To keep two separate social networking accounts - one for canoodling with polite society and another showcasing exhibitionist tendencies.
"Beth in payroll is two-facebooked!!! I saw her tagged as "Mistress Ficticia" on the Marquis de Sade fanpage!"
Speaker A: "Yeah, I have two accounts so that my coworkers don't see how much of a weekend warrior I am, hyuck hyuck!"
Speaker B: "Why, you are nothing but a lousy, no-good two-facebooked son of a gun."
Speaker A: "Yeah, I have two accounts so that my coworkers don't see how much of a weekend warrior I am, hyuck hyuck!"
Speaker B: "Why, you are nothing but a lousy, no-good two-facebooked son of a gun."
by Josh Alexander MacDarcedrich November 19, 2009
Get the two-facebookedmug. An undesirable situation for diners, because the pandemic has decimated so many lives worldwide that the authorities would allow foodcourts and restaurants to operate only if they limit to no more than one person per table at any time of the day.
Jeff was fined $3,000 the second time for breaking the “Two’s a crowd” rule twice, this time round for being caught at a fast-food outlet with an ex-colleague whom he’d not met for over a decade.
by Fasters March 6, 2022
Get the Two’s a Crowdmug. A man-eating plant that can deceive a human into losing their free will and morals, causing them to kill and hunt humans for the plant’s hunger. It consumes only blood and flesh and is a fan of murdering poor defenseless dentists. Gender unknown.
Person 1: Man, my dentist really did a bad job on my teeth last visit.
Person 2: You should send them an Audrey Two!
Person 2: You should send them an Audrey Two!
by Sunlmski October 10, 2023
Get the Audrey Twomug. Medical code for sedation of a violent or intoxicated ER patient. Abbreviated from 5 mg of haldol and 2 mg of ativan.
by Litfreak June 25, 2018
Get the Five and twomug.