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traffuck jam

A complete traffic SNAFU which can no longer be called a traffic jam but this.
A jam-up of traffic so snarled that it takes hours rather than minutes to get to ones destination.
A situation where you are better off leaving your car and walking the last 10 miles home.
Max: "What is this...oh..great the traffic is at a stand-still and we're in the express lanes!"
Scott: "I told you they said it on the radio but you were so busy on your cell phone that you didn't hear it!!!It is a major traffuck jam guy, a cattle truck flipped over, we are here for hours. Actually YOU are here for hours with YOUR car because YOU didn't get off when I told you...I'm walking!
by psiscott2000 May 9, 2006
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trafford

1. a flaming homosexual.

2. the biggest queen, usually enjoys long walks on the beach.

3. a boy who chooses muscle over mind.

4. someone who makes up for rude behaviour by having a massive dick.

5. possess a specific talent that includes taking his toung and a vagina.
" the other day this guy asked me if he could eat me out.. i was like no.. then he was like ' dont worry, they call me a trafford' "

" holy shit his junk is massive! " . "yo that must be trafford!!!!"

"mommy will i grow up to be a trafford?"
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Traffic Jam

When the situation get's piled up. Two people deep in the back and one or more in the front. That's a jam! Causing everyone's engine to burn into overdrive.
Benny boning Ashkan Boning Marisa in the front.

"Oh my gawd man, my ass and my cock are aching from that Traffic Jam I was stuck in last night!"
by shagondragon July 12, 2013
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No-Laffy Taffy

The kind of poo that has a taffy-like consistency. It takes gernerous amounts of time, energy, and willpower to release this stretchy, elongated, demon-of-a-shit, which usually results in serious injury, possibly death. The bearer of the poo will never be laughing before, during, or after said poop, hence the name the No-Laffy Taffy.
Dude - "Bro, last night, I crapped out some No-Laffy Taffy."

Bro - "Sorry to hear that dude. You must have had a bad night after that, man, shit."

Dude - "Yeah man. I wasn't laughing. At all..."
by -Mike Ryan- January 9, 2008
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traffic cone

An extremely, extremely, disgusting looking girl.

Can be used as a noun or an adjective.
Ex. 1:

Braden: Dante, did you see that traffic cone by the bar?
Dante: God must have hit her with The Ugly Stick a bit too many times as a child.

Ex. 2
Dan: Hey Joe, how is traffic cone?
Joe: You mean my girlfriend? Fuck you Dan.
by Graabir Boubi April 27, 2020
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traffic light/🚦

it's used when your s/o is just treating u like a traffic light. meaning if he was the car and u were the traffic light, he would just stop by/spend time with u for a short time or designated time, then leaves as soon as u turn green (turning green meaning u become comfy w him).
damn, after 2 weeks of talking to him, he left me like how someone sped against a red lighg and now i feel like a traffic light/🚦 tbh.
by urphhoeforonlythatoneguy September 12, 2021
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Pfaffy Taffy

A getto boody, on a sexy white male.
-He shakes his Pfaffy Taffy... WHUT!
by pupich/ shitbuttons McGee November 12, 2010
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