two inch tornado

An abnormally sized male penis, reaching the length of 2 inches. It trumps the half inch disaster and one inch wonder. It will never touch the quarter inch teensy mc small small.
Man, his two inch tornado blew everyone away.
by Shaun9876 January 26, 2014
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dirty tornado taco

when a very large male is having butt sex with a girl then puts it in her vagina while its covered with shit and spins her around
hey do you see john with that tiny girl, yeah he told me that they "dirty tornado taco" all the time.
by hubert jones April 01, 2011
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Upside Down Tornado

Putting a girl in an upside down, handstand type position, while going down on her, swirling your finger inside of her and sucking her clitoris as fast as you can.
Last night my husband gave me an upside down tornado. It came so fast.
by BabyMamaFreak April 27, 2017
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ball-sack tornado

an act preformed by a women which she simultaneously blows on the testicles while twisting and releasing them rapidly.
I walked in on Sam receiving a ball-sack tornado from Lydia and it appeared as if she was twisting them right off.
by H0LDER April 26, 2011
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eye of the tornado

While in the act of mooning, one spreads his butt cheeks exposing the red, champanzee-like butt hole.
I eye of the tornadoed my friend Stephen.
by isaac May 08, 2003
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Twisty Tornado Slop Slop

When the giver salivates over the penis and uses both hands to jerk off in a counter twisting motion.
"Hey Wade, I just received Twisty Tornado Slop Slop."
"That's awesome, Dan."
by dade_lurkell42069 July 09, 2021
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Biggest of all bitches and cunts alike. Stuck up or woman / girl whom is so full of ones own shit cause they have a twat and look semi decent.
cunt: you are such a loser... noone likes you.

MAN: and your a Tornado Swirling Thunder Cunt!
by bigbigbigbitch July 29, 2010
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