Renan Topzeira

If you know what topzeira means then you’re only a little bit of the way to a definition. A Renan has some mad skills. First, he’s a kickass photographer and, even though his drone is a pain in the ass, he shares his results with the world. Everyone adores his presence. The only problem is that he works for a golpista.

Hey, it’s Renan Topzeira with his god damn drone buzzing around. Moon that thing!

by Espião Hilbert August 11, 2018

I have to pee like a bandit!

When one has to pee uncontrollably,for long periods of time. Just as a bandit, I assume, would have to pee uncontrollably after bouncing up and down on a horse for several hours.

Ohh eemm geee! I have to pee like a bandit!

Okay, not gonna lie, I have to pee like a bandit.

by PixieStix1632 December 7, 2010

topher

Name: Topher comes from the root word Christopher. Were if you don't like chris then you cut of chris and make it Topher.
Topher is not bad but good because The person that uses topher as a nickname is every different and nice.

Topher your so sweet for geting that for me.
But if you use Christopher is sounds so plain.

by Topher August 18, 2004

topher

the most wonderful, intelligent, amazing, sweet, caring, loving, beautiful boyface in the entire world.

nikki loves her topher very much.

by nikkiDANGER April 25, 2005

Mountain Topped

The act of being pelted with a throwing dart uber hard. ( coming from the zoosk commercial banned in select areas).

Did you see that commercial where that guy yelled" MOUNTAIN TOP!" and hit that dude in the chest with a dart????? lol it was hilarious! he got mountain topped

by gooserobber January 21, 2011

Torpeeno

The abbreviated word for torpedo penis
A rocketing penis, usually very large and somewhat threatening.

Erika: "HOLY FREAKING SPIKOLE BATMAN ON WHEELS THAT IS A HUGE TORPEENO I AM SO THREATENED."
Matt: "Girl you don't have the choice take all of that torpeeno"
Erika: "Fine"

by Erikaoo12 January 25, 2009

Topeka Surprise

Mailing human excrement to a friend which has been wrapped tidily in a plastic kitchen container. Place paper towels under and over the "surprise" so the contents may not be detected until the package is opened.

I believe my friend was fired from his job after he opened his FedEx package labeled "Topeka Surprise".

by thatsjustwrong July 30, 2010