Toot

Slang for a vape

Pass the Toot

by crazybubber July 7, 2023

Piss-toot

Using a bathroom in public can be a very embarassing experience...especially if a piss-toot is involved! A piss-toot is when you are peeing and to your surprise a fart slips out.

I piss-tooted in the bathroom and it stunk so bad a baby started crying!

by Terradactill November 6, 2011

hoo hoo toot

The unexpected escape of air from a woman's vagina; Queef

Her hoo hoo toot caused her great embarrassment.

by Mama_Ames November 22, 2018

rooter toot

It splats in your pants.

I rooter tooted in my pants!

by Boogers rooster May 28, 2023

monkey toot

monkey toot: where one person toots, that sounds like a chimpanzee screaming.

(monkey toot in back) "Yo dude!!! did you just rip a monkey toot?"

by EL Gringo June 18, 2014

van der toot

A fart shrouded in mystery.

Dude 1: What is that smell?

Dude 2: OMG, somebody van der tooted!

Dude 3: Who was it!?

Dude 4: It wasn't me!

Dudes 1,2,3,4: *points finger at each other

by iamdubz June 25, 2010

toot

Like a tweet but on Mastodon

A: I've read your tweet on Mastodon
B: It's called a toot

by Franz van Friedberg December 23, 2022