tool

One who believes they are informed but are in fact being used either by society or mass media

A wigger ; Anyone who is a fan of britney spears ; a hammer; Someone who only owns clothes from Abercrombie and Fitch , American eagle, or hot topic; Goths; people who hang out at malls.tools

by shmaters gee April 12, 2009

tool

A tendentious lawyer who perpetuates a financial war of attrition in the form of a defamation suit on behalf of a wealthy client.

The plaintiff's lawyer is a tool.

by Around Uranus February 9, 2013

tool

someone who tries too hard. a poser.

kamil radecki is a major tool.

by fatcupcake July 26, 2010

Tool

A person who likes to take pictures of himself or with others posing, usually with wanna be hashtags such as; #gettingswole #letsgetit #gettingbig. A tool could have very many names, some examples would be; Devin, Chet, Chad, Brad, Jimmy. These people are very annoying and obnoxious and must be put to a violent stop!!!!

Clyde: "hey Dave, look at this picture if this guy flexing."
Dave: "shit man!!!! That's my friend brad, he's a fuckin tool!!!"

by Tittybreath May 30, 2013

Tool

A tool is a person who has short gait a d puts in a half a bottle of gel in it. A tool is often were a tight collared shirt baggy jeans and flip flops along with his overly geled hair. Tools are often very muscular and ful of them self resulting in no one liking them.

Zachary: hey man let's go to abercronbie or hosllister!
Me: dude were not tools we don't were tight collared shirts
Zachary: then can we get some hair gel??
Me: damn ur a fucking TOOL!

by Toolhater4444 December 3, 2009

on the tools

Any job that requires tools after hours or on the weekend

“Hey spencer, do you get on the tools last night”

by Tbags101 September 10, 2019

tool

a sledge hammer (this is the only thing in my tool box)

"use that tool over there. its perfect for hanging priceless artwork."

by STDAVE April 11, 2006