Toner

A noun; a cool person, loser-ish, selfish and moody. But that's what makes him flawless. Has the most heart-melting, somber blue eyes; quite a looker.

Toner had a boner and was a stoner in the corner?

by anonymous April 23, 2005

Tanner

An individual who is oddly hilarious while simultaneously being near unlovable, driving all people, especially females, away while being an all around horrible human being.

Man, I feel bad for Tanner, he seems sad and unloved.
Don’t feel bad it’s Tanner
Oh yea

by WhyMyPPsmall November 14, 2017

Tanner

Self obsesed, whore who cant keep his dick in his pants because of his self enveloped idea that everyone wants him. when in fact he is only as useful to women as a blow up doll. He tends to have problems when a girl doesnt like him and doesnt understand the meaning of no. even when said in 10 different languages.
GINGER (yet no soul)
he would make a great famous person because he likes to get with girls and have one timers.

yea he turned out to be a tottal tanner status

by amilliondollarbabe July 28, 2011

toner

a toner is a toe boner

woah man. His toner is sticking out through his sock. Thats hot.

by Jacob Hooker October 19, 2009

TownerFest

An annual celebration of a Towner...usually hosted by a good friend called Sam. They are totally awesome and take place sometime in the month of June. For some people, having summer birthdays means they get forgotten about or don't really celebrate it like they should...not for a Towner.

"Hey did you go to TownerFest last summer?"
"I sure did! Wasn't it a blast?!"
"It sure was! I can't wait for the next one!"
"Oh boy!"

by jakedsnake June 11, 2009

Tanner

Aggressive dickhead that doesn't care about you or anyone else. He will hurt you and your feelings in a snap. When he is with his friends he involves them and makes them mean too. Stay away from him.

Me: Ugh there is Tanner
Friend: Ya we should go

Me: He is so rude

by tannersucksclub December 19, 2017

Tanner

Very awkward around anyone except his friends. Asks for uhhhh medium uhhh canI get a dough boy and can I get a small swirl. I don't know how he has a girlfriend... oh wait she's as awkward as him lmao.

Tanner is gay end of stoyr

by joshgower May 8, 2018