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TOILETING

I am TOILETING
by EmmaFartedLikeAHoe February 6, 2020
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by MouseyCat August 9, 2020
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Toilet Seat Snake Skin

AKA as TSSS, Is when a greasy, hairy, and sweaty person sits on a toilet seat for a while and when they get up the sweat, hair, and skin cells dry on the toilet seat like a glaze. Making what looks like a snake skin that has been shead on the toilet seat. This is also very hard to clean off. You will need a Brillo pad
Dude, I went to the bathroom and the guy before me left me a toilet seat snake skin so I had to use a different toilet.
by ElectricBob December 30, 2020
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Toilet Shelf

That weird thing that you really don’t know the name of that basically acts as a toilet lid. That thing is used most as a shelf for random shit in your house. Ranging anywhere from tampons to sea glass and dried starfish! On top of that, it can even be used as an insanely overpowered killing machine if used with blunt force to the head, just like during a zombie apocalypse.
Hey did you set the salad on the toilet shelf? I swear Laura if you did again this time I’m going to kick your ass!
by Boy Scout Socks March 27, 2021
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Toist the Moist

When you're tired of saying drink water, so you make it intresting by saying Toist the Moist. Saying drink water is old over used and plain out boring but Toist the moist is New, fun, and intresting.
by Phillip Fox November 10, 2021
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tisemajn

It is something Milkan dosent have
Milkan dosent have a tisemajn
by Tisemajn October 11, 2021
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Sweaty Toilet

"Hey dude, I was at the aquatic center the other day and I gave this girl a sweaty toilet."
by The Sweaty Toilet King March 6, 2010
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