family link

a stupid app that makes kids kill themselves

son; I can't play with my phone!
dad: well to bad you stubborn lil brat I can all I want and you can't! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
son: well then flip you dad I'm Asian so now i have saved up $2,000,000 (a lot more than you're worth btw) so I can bye my own dorm and I won't have rules by YOU! So now I'm leaving and going to learn how to hack Google accounts so I can UNLOCK my phone who's laughing now hauteur which we.
dad: He.. he... he.. BOY YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN JUST SAVE UP TWO MILLION DOLLAS AND GET AWAY WITH IT!? YOU CANT YOU STUPID GUY THAT PUT A SUNFLOWER SEED UP YOUR BUT AND THOUGHT YOU COULD GROW A POOP GRASS FOREST!!!!! CUZ IF SO YOU IS SCREWD SO NOW IM JUST GONNA TAKE YOUR PHONE AND PUT IT UP YOUR 69YR GRANDPAS LAWN MOWER AND THEN ILL SUE YOU AND YOULL BE IN JAIL FOR MORE THAN 200YR AND NOW I WILL GIVE YOU FAMILY PP LINK FOR EVER HUHUHUUHUHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUUUHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH.
son: thee f**k??????

hey I am currently using family link for my child right now

by Lablesss March 7, 2023

jerry link

A URL that a person refuses to open because it might contain content that is NSFW

Person 1: Did Dave message you on Steam?
Person 2: Yea, but I didn't open up the message because he usually sends me jerry links.

by seveneleven98 December 30, 2015

blue link

To skim an online article esp. Wikipedia, by only reading the links to other articles.

A: Do you listen to Adam Levine?

B: No, but I blue linked him, so I know all about his hit songs.

by Deevil July 16, 2015

link trolling

trolling Wikipedia by linking words or phrases in articles to unrelated or obscene pages.

I went link trolling on "currency" by linking random numbers to "69(sex position)"

by smartdawgz March 5, 2011

jerry link

A URL that a person refuses to open because it might contain content that is NSFW

Person 1: Did you get Dave's message on Steam?
Person 2: Yea, but I didn't open up his message because he usually sends me jerry links.

by seveneleven98 January 1, 2016

The Greatest link

The Rick roll link is the greatest link of all time for many reasons like it's a good way to troll your friends and get back at them for something they did

The greatest link is exactly what it is the greatest link that was ever made

by Creation error 2816 February 19, 2022

needs a link

When you want a boy/girl to be with you but not a boy/girlfriend just friends with benefits.(commonly used by fools)

Yo Harry needs a link get at his snapchat

by BANterguy69 April 18, 2017