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Tim Howard

Brilliant American goalkeeper. Finally United have replaced Schmeichel, it seems. Fantastic reflexes, good handling and fast and effective distribution make 'T-Ho' a fans favourite despite playing in a not-so-fashionable position.
Wonderful save from Tim Howard!!

Well claimed by Howard!!

That was surely going in, but for the intervention of the magnificent Tim Howard!!

Howard was out quickly to deny a clear oppurtunity on goal there!!

Another great piece of goalkeeping from the American Howard!!
by Glen_6899 August 14, 2004
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Tim Wong

Sex symbol from Hong Kong. He is well known for his singing voice and is one of the best dancers in the world. Loves the Dong.
Did you see Tim Wong from Hong Kong? I hear he likes the Dong.
by Hong Kong Dong April 23, 2010
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Teapot Tim

A stuntman whose realname is Tim Coburn that works at WIHT/Hot99.5's morning show, The Host Morning Mess with mark and Kris.
by Wally May 7, 2004
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Tim D'onofrio

An amazing drummer who makes YouTube drum covers, more-so Avenged Sevenfold covers. He looks like Avenged Sevenfold guitarist Zacky Vengeance, and sings like "The Rev". Any band would be lucky to have him as a drummer. He should be compared to Cobus Potgieter, Mike Portnoy and maybe even "The Rev".
1: Have you heard of the YouTube drummer Tim D'onofrio?
2: No, show me some of his shit!
**Shows "Nightmare" drum cover**
2: I think the brightness of his future just blinded me.

- Jimmy Lanz
by jimmylanz September 18, 2011
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Tim Commerford

The RATM bassist. He's a liberal cuck who hates his own race. He also pouted like a little bitch and made a huge deal when Limp Bizkit, a much better band, won the Grammy instead
Tim Commerford is an enormous sack of cringe
by Crapfeces June 25, 2023
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Tim's Dad

The type of dad to walk out on his family and leave his son missing his dad.
Tim's Dad: Don't worry, son. I'll be home soon. Just need to step out for some cigarettes!
Tim: Okay dad, see you soon. Love you!
by Tim Christenson May 7, 2020
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The Tim walrus

This is a sexuall act in which an obese man lays on top of a woman without holding himself up allowing all of his body weight to smother her, he then proceeds to fuck her while she fights for air. To complete the walrus you must make the necessary grunting noises similar to a walrus. Please note when finished you should check for signs of life.

Optional: This can also be done during anal, known as the reverse walrus, clapping like a walrus is also acceptable
"Did you hear what happened to Pam? She got the tim walrus and died of asphyxiation"
by uknowulikeit April 27, 2010
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