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kade humpty-dump truck

Someone named Kade who has a voluptuous lower end.
Kade- Hey dude.
Nick- Wow you have a big bottom, may I call you Kade Humpty-Dump Truck

Driving the porcelain truck 

When one grips the toilet bowl like a steering wheel as you expel vomit, generally with lots of yet to be metabolized alcohol.
7 vodka shooters and 7 beers back, got so sick I was driving the porcelain truck.

International Tuck-In-Your-Shirt Day 

Celebrated in memory of Emperor Kameyama of Japan on the 4th of October every year. Everyone must tuck in their shirts today.
Hey, Today is International Tuck-In-Your-Shirt Day, tuck in your shirts!

Cab over dump truck 

The act of placing one fist on top of the other and inserting it into the anus of your partner.
Grandma K is crazy I can’t believe she invented the cab over dump truck!
Cab over dump truck by Djnellyz October 15, 2023

as thick as a Boxing Day turd 

A way of describing someone who is thick or stupid.
“She’s as thick as a Boxing Day turd, her!”