distraction thought

a thought one has while extremely horny in an attempt to distract oneself from their horniness.

After her fiancee went home see went to take a shower and was so horny she had to make her mind wander for some distraction thoughts.

by wat thehell January 23, 2008

Travel At The Speed of Thought

A phrase that was probably not coined by the Ultramagnetic MC's, but was most definitely made popular by their 1987 single, "Traveling At The Speed of Thought". This essentially means to brainstorm.

Cedric: How are we supposed to explain losing $3,000 this weekend?!

Keith: Don't flip out. Let's just Travel At The Speed of Thought and we will come up with something.

by slamjackson.com June 4, 2011

thought braid

A verbal interweaving of ideas; Typically used by pretentious professors to make their statements seem more significant.

"If I could, I'd like to weave a thought braid here for a moment...when a man is violent to a woman, he would like to control her. When a woman enacts violence on a man, she would like to escape."

by thought braider August 30, 2007

Thought Disorder

1. A neural disorder in which a person's mind is constantly disturbed, therefore they rarely say or do anything correctly
2. An irresistible urge to figure out how things should have work, but they never really figure it out and end up acting retarded themselves.
3. Nothing that came out of their mouth make sense

An example of Thought Disorder is inconsistency

Why can't I open this damn box?

Be..because...it's blue?

by You_are_like_me October 24, 2009

thought lattice

a system of beliefs held by a group of like minded individuals within a reality, who's vector becomes stronger as more individuals resonate to those beliefs. in theoretical quantum physics these beliefs may create reality which directly absorbs their energy through an unseen resonant field of connected hive minds.

In South America many were healed who stayed in the "Jon of God" thought lattice. However when they returned home, they became sick again by being immersed in the skeptical thought lattices of their American friends, neighbors and co-workers

by mrJandy March 27, 2010

Domino thought

When someone says something and you think about it. Then one thought leads to another leads to another, until you’re thinking of something way off topic.

friend: "christmas is almost here."

you (thinking): "it is isn't it? I bet the stores are packed. I wonder when I should go christmas shopping...maybe when I do I should get myself new pants, since all of my pants are ripped.."

you (outloud): "have you ever noticed that I have holes in all my pants?"

friend:.....

you: "sorry...domino thought"

by Seinah December 13, 2010

I thought it would be funny

An excuse someone uses when they just did something wrong

Audra: Mrs. lady jr hit me

Mrs.Lady: Jr why did you do that

Jr: I thought it would be funny

by Litty Kitty Squad November 11, 2018