Theory that a perfect ass has three attributes:
1. Lower butt - The lowest part of the ass, should be firm but not hard.
2. Middle-earth - Middle of ass, should be softer than the lower butt and stick out more.
3. Heaven - Highest part of the ass. "As above down below". Should be similar to lower butt.
1. Lower butt - The lowest part of the ass, should be firm but not hard.
2. Middle-earth - Middle of ass, should be softer than the lower butt and stick out more.
3. Heaven - Highest part of the ass. "As above down below". Should be similar to lower butt.
by Nyota June 29, 2014
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Egg theorist: "Astolfo is a trans girl!"
a sane person: "Egg theory solidifies gender binarist stereotypes. Stop supporting egg theory."
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Get the egg theory mug.The sending and receiving of similar brain waves with another. These invisible signals are incomprehensible to humans but are closest compared to 'tangents' in time and space and contribute to people thinking the same thing as others.
'Ashlinn picked up the phone to decide to call her sister Shaunnagh but as she began to dial her number, Shaunnagh was ringing her' - This can be explained by tangent theory
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'So I was getting head from Mary last night, but she doesn't like marmite so the end was a real buzz kill. Damn the marmite theory!'
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George: Did you hear about the bush theory.
Jack: Yeah man it's crazy.
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George: Better be careful. You might get swamp ass.
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Once Karl mentioned to me that the armadillo was his favorite animal, I noticed how often I encountered armadillos in my daily life. This is why the theory is called the Armadillo Theory
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