Two Shoer

When pooping in a public restroom, it is common to throw your shoe over the stall when the lack of motion shuts the light off on you. A two shoer is such a good poop, the light cycles twice. This requires re-activation of the light with both shoes.

Man I ate so much last night, I had an epic two shoer at work this morning.

by Big Swingin’ October 11, 2017

Two’s a Crowd

An undesirable situation for diners, because the pandemic has decimated so many lives worldwide that the authorities would allow foodcourts and restaurants to operate only if they limit to no more than one person per table at any time of the day.

Jeff was fined $3,000 the second time for breaking the “Two’s a crowd” rule twice, this time round for being caught at a fast-food outlet with an ex-colleague whom he’d not met for over a decade.

by Fasters March 6, 2022

two jags

Heavyweight Deputy Prime Minister of the UK. Lard-arse with a penchant for Jaguars. As with most politicians, in disgrace. Famously beat up some animal rights hippy who threw an egg at him.

two jags became two jabs

by tosh mactavish III August 8, 2006

two player

two player

A slang used by the post nintendo generation, to gauge in code their friends willingness to engage in group sex with a girl.

Mario: hey meeta the princess!
Luigi: holy smokes shes-a-hot! you wanna to go two player on her?
Mario: no shes-a-not like that but we find-a-a-girl in-a-the club tonight to go two player ok?
Luigi: super, mario!
(fist bump)

by captianstabber May 14, 2014

Two Bang

The art of knocking a person or animal unconscious in just two hits.

"Did you see mike get well pissed off with that hater?"
"yeah he gave him the two bang."

by The Chip May 30, 2011

tat-twos

matching tattoos, commemorating undying devotion that will die about the time you tire of the tat-twos, and each other

"Hey babes, let's get tat-twos to show we'll always be true."

by Steed Dropout September 16, 2012

Two Tucker

When your balls hang low enough that your girl can reach around, while your banging her on top, and stuff both your nuts up her ass. The feeling is intense like a tiny midget hand squeezing your nads. Desired by many. Accomplished by the gifted few.

Thanks to my heavy hangers, Rachel did the two tucker on me last night. So tight.

Braaaaahh I can’t shake the sight of waking in on you and my sister doing the two tucker.

by Eaton Holgoode February 5, 2018