Trouser Blossom

To crap one's pants

He was so angry, he did a full on trouser blossom

by One Done February 1, 2012

running trousers

the greatest piece of garment to ever exist "run fast worlds most"-unknown

guy 1are those leggings or running trousers
guy 2 you fucking idiot those are running trousers real runners dont wear leggings

by qazwsxedcrfvtg November 1, 2023

trousered

When you've lost 10-0 at table football and as a forfeit have to run around the house/office without your trousers on

Simon got trousered whilst playing foosball against Nick

by digitaloop May 17, 2018

Trouser Snake

Another word (or phrase) used to describe one's penis bulge when seen by another person

insert name: Hey Jake! Did you see Evan's Trouser Snake?
Jake: Yeah, I'm surprised no one else saw

by Real Kiwi Hours February 13, 2018

trouser chowder

chunks of ejected semen found in one's drawers post-coitus.

I almost got lucky, but got sick when I found she had a bad case of Cheney trouser chowder.

by Icarus33 December 16, 2013

Trouser Smile

Trouser Smile : a Cum shot in the shap of a mouth on the side of the space bettween there pussy and and ass hole making a :)

I was so horney last night i gave my girl friend a trouser smile.

by Slider Dave December 6, 2009

Trouser Polisher

Derogatory term for Management or admin staff who spend most of their life sitting behind computers. Typical activity involves passing down edicts to the shop floor that normally involve measuring performance.

Here’s another load of shit bobbing down the stream from those fucking Trouser Polishers.

by Brian Elland November 21, 2023