Toad hatting

When two women wear hats shaped like penises

Jen and Jamie thought they were being funny by toad hatting at work, now they just look like a couple of dicks.

by Paul Sanchez August 31, 2015

Toad Toy Store

Toys for all ages 4-99. Mainly children, but adults could play with them if desired.

Do you want to go to the Toad Toy Store jimmy?

by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 3, 2021

toad in a hole

its food

toad in a hole

by M_TW February 26, 2018

Toad

A ruthless mushroom you will save the princess if he had the chance,no one believes in him but he is a fierce person.

Wow toad is a pipsquek
No he’s a savage

by Paparazzi smasher October 25, 2018

toad squishing

Toad squishing is when a man poops in his hand and masturbates.

"ill be there in a minute. Let me finish toad squishing. "

by anonymous February 4, 2025

Toad

An embodied familiar spirit. Can take the form of a car or other domestic animal but in rare and special occasions appears as a toad.

Jason attempted to conjure a spirit for 5 years with no success. It wasn’t until he had given up the toad arrived on his doorstep.

by JyessicaRabbit636 March 2, 2023

Political Toad

A person who discriminates on another person based on their political beliefs; equivalent to racism or sexism; these people push the agenda of “divided we stand” and/or the classic “hate they neighbor”.

“Political toads don’t listen well.”

“You can try to help the direction of this country, but it’s going to be tough with all these political toads.”

“That’s a democratic political toad standing over there yelling.”

“That’s a republican political toad standing over there yelling.”

by Krisp50 December 15, 2024