cancpiracy theory

CANCpiracy theory: The Internet memes and claims of people that there are dozens of cures for Cancer but governments/companies conspire to keep them hidden. Coined by media personality and writer Imran Anwar in writing about these claims.
"If there are dozens of cures of cancer, as the cancpiracy theory believers / cancpiracy theorists claim, they must obviously be from different companies and countries."
by IMRAN.TV July 29, 2014
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The Blackhole Theory

The theory that states; if a large mass of Africans are in one area at a given time the mass is so excessive that not even a white can escape from it's colossal force.
Boy 1: I'm on my way to your house. What street do you live on?
Boy 2: Well, you have to take MLK blvd to get there, but I'll tell you from there.
Boy 1: Turning around. Holy Shit...
Boy 2: Wait... Are you serious?
Boy 1: Yeah dude. No offense, but too many of 'your people' in one area can cause me to disappear off the face of the Earth. Have you never heard of The Blackhole Theory?!
Boy 2: Das Racist.
by Their Savior January 12, 2012
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The Raemi Theory

The theory that all modern day life originated from the distanf planet Rae. The Raemi peoples set forth on their voyage in the year 609, and projected their landing on our solar systems Sun. However, tragedy struck when the Sun flared, and their ships were subverted into a crash landing on Earth. The Raemi peoples lost most of their advanced resources, and were forced to adapt and evolve into the modern day human.
“Have you heard of the Raemi Theory? It’s, like, totally rad, dude!”
by Skajya June 19, 2021
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Kesler's Theory

Within every atomic mass in creation exists an entire universe. Through the fusion of two atomic masses the universes within them collide to form one greater though unstable universe. Through division one atomic mass is split and so splits the universe within it into two smaller but much more stable universes. The universes within atomic masses lie dormant until either fusion or division.
If we assume that Kesler's Theory is true then we can also assume that the Big Bang Theory is also true and was the result of the fusion of two atomic masses in another universe.
by yugeryy January 23, 2022
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Code Theory

A discount code for literally anything you could ever think of; from Groceries, Concert Tickets, Crack or even OnlyFans pages. This code works especially well in the Epic Games Store/ Fortnite Item Shop.
"Hey man, I've been feeling really shitty and I think I'm dying!"
"No worries dude! I'll take you to the Epic Games Store to use code theory and cure your lack of V-Bucks!"
"Wow thanks! I'm already feeling better."
by TheoryGod October 11, 2019
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Stumaker theory

Named for professor Stumaker, it was loosely termed as a theory by students though it lacked the appropriate peer review to deem it as one. It is the idea that one can infer if a woman has ever had an orgasm based solely on how comfortably she talks about sex.
Katie talks so much about sex. I'm sure she must have had an orgasm if the Stumaker theory is correct.
by Joey LaGalo May 31, 2005
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Armadillo Theory

The Armadillo Theory is the theory that once a specific arbitrary object or idea has been mentioned obscurely , or encountered randomly, that this time object or idea will suddenly appear more frequently in one's life. This is strictly based on noticing something that was already occurring in one's life, but without significance.
Once Karl mentioned to me that the armadillo was his favorite animal, I noticed how often I encountered armadillos in my daily life. This is why the theory is called the Armadillo Theory
by ArmadilloTheory March 14, 2017
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