Peppering the Gerkin

Masterbating

"I asked Dan if he wanted to catch the game but he said he was busy 'Peppering the Gerkin' " instead

by gillych February 4, 2010

alex pepper

Alex Pepper is a stereotypical gay Football player. Has an alarming low intellectual status as well as a strong passion for flicking others saggy balls. Normally uses the soccer ball as a sex instrument and finds love in his own family. If an Alex Pepper is seen, immediately grab your balls and hide your penis to avoid a powerful suck.

“You are sucking him off like an Alex Pepper!”

by wet cucumber joyride April 10, 2019

Dr pepper

Dr Pepper>coke<pepsi
Dr pepper>pepsi

Dr peppers the best

by Augaj June 12, 2021

texas pepper

Noun - Ash from a cigarette that is inadvertently dropped into beer, whiskey, wine, or whatever alcohol one happens to be drinking.

"He was drunk and trying to tell us some lame story about a genie - with a cigarette in his mouth - and ended up with texas pepper in his rye."

by Earthenwares July 15, 2014

insanity peppers

Any situation or event which is so unbelievable it must be described by a concise phrase instead of wordy adjectives

Example: instead of saying,"I can't believe I am standing in front of J-Lo at an American Idol audition vying for a spot in Hollywood", you could say, "this is insanity peppers"

by Jjdub23 September 10, 2013

Dr Pepper

The act of receiving a blowjob while wearing 23 differently-flavored condoms.

Man, Candice gave me one hell of a Dr Pepper last night!

by Ky1ewithsty1e September 26, 2023

pepper-Stition

It's like a preposition, but a little more spicy.

While learning a new language, Ethan thought that pepper-stitions were the most difficult to grasp.

by Ethanfan500 September 16, 2021