Jordan

A stupid idiot that does not care about anything

Hey , why is he so stupid
He is a Jordan!That's why

by Iamawesomekaav October 2, 2016

Jordan

He is very ANNOYING and very dirty minded.

He is so annoying like a Jordan

by What’s up😝 November 24, 2018

Jordan

Jordans are very funny but they have the smallest dick ever. A girl like him but then they see this lil shrimp and they can't even suck it. Plus they suck at having sex its the worse sex a girl could ever had. They are so fucking stupid it's not even funny.

Sarah:You know Jordan right

Jenny:Yea your boyfriend

Sarah:Last night we were going to have sex for the first time and he had the smallest dick I have ever seen it was like my little brothers dick and he was just born last week
Jenny:Damn that sucks

by Chocolate girl November 2, 2019

Jordan

commonly know as Jibbs: social, smart, friendly, outgoing.

Where's that t-shirt lady, Jordan?

by GoldenPoop November 18, 2015

Jordan

A girl who is extremely friendly and very thoughtful. She has many friends and is attractive. She is also very goofy and silly but that makes her fun to be around. Usually she gets attention from smart and more mature boys. Jordan's are often athletic and have big booties

You know Jordan? Her booty is so big!!

by Dragqueen544444 July 14, 2016

Jordan

A little piece of doodoo that likes to suck cock.

That guy is such a Jordan.

by Jefftheboi_74 July 1, 2019

Jordan

A Jordan is a psycho and will cheat on you then blame you, Normally really cringey and is a HUGE bread addict.

person: Looks its Jordan!
Person2: Oh no, hide your bread

by Lolajunkie April 10, 2019