Elite Guard

He bans everyone he sees and is apparently god. Runs the maps at Hivemind.org

Me: Hey Elite
Elite Guard: Your banned
Maarlo: banned!

by G2 July 12, 2003

SU Security Guard

Someone that wakes up early to enter the student union. They tend not to go to classes and they will be there 99% of the time. Legend has it it that if you say their name 3 times they’ll appear.

Fade: precious you’re an SU security guard.
Precious: how?
Fade: you open the SU

by TLoba2Splashy2Cashy February 8, 2022

yoint guard

when a man wants to play the position that a woman should play in a man’s life.. yikeysss

“naaa, u playing gay guy games… pause, clearly a starting yoint guard!”

by sretaw, trebor June 14, 2022

baron guard

Position called in League of Legends at champion select to troll noobs who think you will actually be guarding baron the whole game.

Fag1: mid
Fag2: top
You: baron guard.
Fag1: omg wtf r u new?
Fag2: some1 doge!!11!
You: did one of u want baron guard?

by rabifant August 24, 2014

Road guard spirit

An Army term for when road guards seek motivation from one another when swapping out positions.

Road guard 1- “road guard relief”

Road guard 2- “road guard spirit”
RG1- “Hoooaah”

by Dbogie November 29, 2018

Old Guard

A oligarchy of original ABN-Blaks, those who’ve commodified culture, feathered their own nests, thrown down no ladders, spoken for other family groups without consulting them, deceptively excluded others, run community corporations into the ground by diverting income streams to themselves and compromising member integrity to create a state of confusion and division.

Synonym: nation-builders

E.g. 1 the Old Guard are at it again, trying to do Welcomes on Clan Country that isn’t their own, over the top of Clan TO’s who are present.

E.g. 2 The Old Guard’s motto: Profits over Protocols.

by Clever Guard April 17, 2025

Guards

Police

I find it easier to talk to them when I think of them as guards. Nothing to hide

by sean15 July 10, 2019