Ghost cum

You have been spanking the monkey so much that when you do eventually shoot nothing comes out at all.

Shit it must be broken or backfiring as nothing came out! thats a ghost cum

by Bedworthman December 23, 2008

Screamed at a Ghost

When a man cleans his dick with a tissue after masturbating and some of the tissue is left behind. Later in the day he meets up with a girl or guy and demands a blowjob. The partner screams in horror to find that he has a ghost for a dick

Kelly talked to her friend about her boyfriend "Last night I screamed at a ghost.. yeah I feel ugly if he has to do that..."

by Flatlined Again November 2, 2008

Going ghost

Staying under the radar for a while.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen John lately?

Person 2: No man, he went ghost, I haven't seen him in weeks.

-

Person 3: Dude, I came home shitfaced last night.

Person 4: Damn, what did your parents do?

Person 3: They're pissed. I guess I'm going ghost for a while.

by wellykid December 15, 2011

ghost bike

A bicycle, painted white, that is locked up at the site where a cyclist was killed. It is a remembrance of the person who was fatally injured or died at that location.

Joe was an avid cyclist who was hit by a truck. His friends and family set-up a ghost bike as part of his Roadside Memorial.

by yes juanito yes January 13, 2015

Ghost Jizz

The process in which a person ejaculates on another person that is either asleep or unconscious. The ejaculation MUST successfully occur without awareness of the other individual.

"Man, Sarah drank a bunch of vodka and passed out last night and I totally ghost jizzed her."

The following morning...

"Oh man, my face is so sticky, I feel like a ghost jizzed on me!"

by Southview1028B October 13, 2011

go ghost

To "disappear" by not calling, texting, or talking to a certain person. "Going ghost" is a move typically used by friends w/ benefits or booty calls when they no longer want to associate with the other person, but it can also describe a friend you haven't heard from in a long time.

To "go ghost" can also be described as "fading out."

Girl 1: "Have you seen Jordan lately?"
Girl 2: "Nah, he went ghost on me all of a sudden!"

Boy 1: "Jamal, where you been? I see you tryna go ghost on me son!"
Boy 2: "I just been busy, you know you my boy!"

by whitewitadonk April 20, 2010

Ghost Programmer

In software development, "Ghost Programmer" is a programmer that works for another person's task and receives no credit. This applies for programmers who doesn't have any project assigned to him/her; yet he is forced to join a certain team in a project and works for them secretly making sure the client would not know. When a ghost programmer finished his assigned task, the name/credits that will be written in the code and the document is the one who was originally assigned to that certain task.

Boss: Our project is delayed. We need help from someone. John, can you help with this bug fix?
John: Sure.

After 4 hours..

John: Boss, i'm finished.
Boss: Okay, since you're a ghost programmer, the client should not know about it.. So, the name you should write on the code and the document is the programmer who is originally assigned to it. Okay? :)
John: Okay. (Man! I'm such a ghost programmer. I also want some credits.. )

by blitzkrrieg September 21, 2016