Most Known as *Hitler from Christmas* Santa Claus is a big fat dick elder, that sometimes acts kinda pedophile by eating his elf´s ass and pussy.
ELF - Heyooooo!!!! IT IS SANTA CLAUS EAT MY ASS SWOOOOWOOOO OUUWEEEEE.^
Santa - NEIN, GEHT AUF DIR BITCH!!!
Santa - NEIN, GEHT AUF DIR BITCH!!!
by Santa claus pedophile??? nein December 26, 2021
Get the Santa Clausmug. by Truth1919 July 27, 2016
Get the santa martamug. A large pedo that likes when little children sit on his lap and tell him what they want for christmas. He also usually watches little children to monitor their behaviour so he can alter their christmas presents.
Santa claus is coming to town...
He sees you when you're sleeping...
He knows when you're awake...
He knows if you've been bad or good...
He's a stalker for goodness sakes...
He sees you when you're sleeping...
He knows when you're awake...
He knows if you've been bad or good...
He's a stalker for goodness sakes...
by Booty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) July 9, 2016
Get the Santa clausmug. A person that likes to commit crimes like breaking and entering. Also has diabetes from how many fucking cookies he eats.
by Lilfam October 3, 2018
Get the Santa Clausmug. by El Presidente69 August 6, 2009
Get the Peanutbutter Santamug. by Cthuloo December 23, 2017
Get the Toilet Santamug. When you anger Santa so badly he shoves an elf up your butthole or he will make you eat an old moldy bagel full of Christmas decorations
by Chocolate watermelon rain June 5, 2014
Get the Wrath of Santamug.