Crusty Pilot

The Crusty Pilot must not be taken lightly. This is when the pilot (usually in his 50’s) gets out of the cockpit mid flight to perform an orgy with everybody on the flight. Not compensating with the pilot’s needs can be dangerous, as his crusty cock can outrun any passenger.

Friend 1: How was your flight?
Friend 2: Holy shit it was amazing, I got hit with the ole Crusty Pilot.
Friend 1: You lucky son of a bitch.

by base bonwell May 11, 2018

herpes pilot

A term for a pilot who after reaching the mandatory retirement age of 60 would not retire, but instead would move into the Flight Engineer seat, which does not have a mandatory retirement age.

1) My Second Officer was a herpes pilot. Those guys just wont go away.

2) The herpes pilot I'm flying with said he can't retire because he's got 3 ex-wives to pay off.

by UnitedBusDriver January 23, 2017

The pilot's pushing enough throttle to suck FOD into the engines!

A term used to describe extremely energetic anal sex, where "the pilot pushing throttle" refers to powerful pelvic thrusts, and "sucking FOD (foreign object debris) into the engines" = the lady's undercarriage having spooge, cum, etc. squirted into it!

Derived from when Donald Trump's wig was blown off his head by a gust of wind and sucked into a jet engine.

Adam: Hey Daniel! Tracy!! Keep the noise down in there!!

Daniel: (provocative tone) oh sorry we didn't DISTURB YOU, did we?!

Adam: Yes you most certainly did! Second time tonight as well. What in the name of Jesus are you doing?!!

Daniel: 5 words : It's. A. Full.. Moon. Tonight.

Tracy: basically, owing to the full moon, the pilot's pushing enough throttle to suck FOD into the engines!

by boeing737229 December 25, 2019

Pilot

A highly trained individual that does precise guesswork based on unreliable info given out by individuals with questionable knowledge.

How to tell if the person you're talking to is a pilot ? He'll tell you.

by Tomtheavgeek April 4, 2020

Twenty one pilots

A person and or people stressed out.

My landlord got me all twenty one pilots over rent!

by Sf Jonathan May 1, 2020

heli pilot

You have a Heli Pilot! This powerful attack copter has multiple patrol options. Choose between Follow Touch, Lock'n'Place and Patrol, where it will attack between two set points.

Hey, dude. I got a Heli Pilot on Monkey City! Cool, right?

by llamafan67 May 14, 2020

Bomber Pilot

A man gives vaginal sex while she's dropping a duce.

I was the "Bomber Pilot" with Trixie at the party.

by Zz131zZ May 21, 2020