Splatter-Paint

The act of a female removing a used tampon and swinging it above her head in a circular motion.

Jamie is on the rag and just went to splatter-paint the bathroom. It's gonna be a bloody mess.

by Jewexican May 27, 2006

Paint by Numbers

The artistic equivalent of ordering a McDonald’s meal instead of going through the hassle of doing your own cooking at home.

Just as you can enjoy the food prepared by a gourmet chef even if you’re a hopeless cook, so you can appreciate a piece of art even if you’re clumsy at handling a “Paint by Numbers” kit.

by MathPlus January 8, 2019

ass painting

In construction work an ass painting is used as an initiation type ritual or right of passage for one seeking to learn the trades.

1st yr apprentice: "I told my journeyman my favorite color was red not knowing I was getting an ass painting... so needless to say i went around looking like a fuckin babboon for a week.

by JSmith lu 43 April 9, 2017

macaroni painting

An act of sticking pieces of macaroni pasta to a person using your seamen as glue.

After I busted all over her I gave her a nice macaroni painting

by beyond me January 25, 2011

Man Paint

Semen

"Hi there beautiful. What do you say I give you a hot coating of man paint?"

by beardedragon June 2, 2009

Painting tonsils

To shoot jizz in the back of someone's throat.

"Hey man did you see jess earlier"
"Nah but I was over at her house yesterday painting tonsils"

by Aroundthefur September 25, 2015

Painted Nail

Someone/thing that is extremely annoying, petty, or indangered to be given an earful.

Ivan is such a painted nail!

by The BBMS thing maker December 19, 2017