Long makeshift knife/machete, usually made from a pre-existing kitchen knife base or made entirely from scratch which is illegal to own in Britain
please note: this is not meant to discriminate against the British
please note: this is not meant to discriminate against the British
by theplayer123122 October 12, 2023
Get the London Tool mug.Requiring two people but works best with three. There is a Furnace, a Chimney, and a Sweeper. The sweeper prepares the Chimney by rolling them on their back feet first so their ass points up in the air and gently inserts anal beads into the Chimney's open anus. The Furnace prepares the smoke by ripping a massive bong load and then blows the load into the Chimney's open asshole, Loading the chimney. The Furnace then vigorously rips the anal beads out, forcing the bong load into the Sweeper's mouth.
Dan: I can't believe how long the smoke trail was last night.
Steve: Yeah, the London Chimney gets you high, bud.
Steve: Yeah, the London Chimney gets you high, bud.
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Get the London Chimney mug.A fart in a steamy shower creating a fog like cloud that mimics the rainy and rancid city of London.
I was having a good morning till I accidentally gave myself a London Fog. Now my breakfast is coming back up.
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Disparaging term for the Emirates Cable Car (ECC) in London Greenwich, due to its absolute nonesenseness, high construction cost and the non-alpine terrain.
Theoretically, the term could be used to describe any cable car. To avoid confusion, the ECC is often referred to as "London dangleway"
Dangling refers to the individual cabins hanging on the cable.
Theoretically, the term could be used to describe any cable car. To avoid confusion, the ECC is often referred to as "London dangleway"
Dangling refers to the individual cabins hanging on the cable.
1.
A (on phone) : Where are you?
B: On the (London) dangleway.
2.
A: Dude, the London dangleway is crap. Why should anyone ride this BS?
B: Darn tootin.
A (on phone) : Where are you?
B: On the (London) dangleway.
2.
A: Dude, the London dangleway is crap. Why should anyone ride this BS?
B: Darn tootin.
by Thefatfuck69 January 8, 2021
Get the (London) Dangleway mug.The lookalike of smiling titan, they are islamophobic, married and divorced to cardboard jimin, claims that they are Rosé London and that they changed their name to that.
by abg4ever July 13, 2022
Get the Oli london mug.Seasoned London Boater
A seasoned boater is defined by the percentage of alcohol and drugs in their bloodstream in relation with actual blood. That's different to a pickled boater which uses just alcohol as the defining variable
There's a third type recognised by their use of marine terms and language as well as references to landluvies, making them appear to the uninitiated that they are cruising through Cape horn every winter when in fact they never left the non-tidal inner London canals and the biggest wave they experienced was that created by a goose dunking in the water from the towpath. They are defined as being full of shit but there is no prerequisite for specific blood content by volume
A seasoned boater is defined by the percentage of alcohol and drugs in their bloodstream in relation with actual blood. That's different to a pickled boater which uses just alcohol as the defining variable
There's a third type recognised by their use of marine terms and language as well as references to landluvies, making them appear to the uninitiated that they are cruising through Cape horn every winter when in fact they never left the non-tidal inner London canals and the biggest wave they experienced was that created by a goose dunking in the water from the towpath. They are defined as being full of shit but there is no prerequisite for specific blood content by volume
“Hey, wanna go try and interview a London Boater again? I hear they bring clicks”
“Na man, we try that every year and every time we try we just get ridiculed”
“Na man, we try that every year and every time we try we just get ridiculed”
by Stoneageman June 13, 2022
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