honks

Stupid people

What's the deal with these honks? Don't they know anything?

by Phat Buoy April 19, 2022

Honk

A man playfully squeezes another man's penis outside the pants/shorts.

Johnny gave me a honk while we were standing in the lunch line. I'm about to give Leo a honk when he walks by. I'm about to honk the shit out of Kyle when he walks up.

by Jeffrey_Donger69 June 7, 2024

Schizophrenic Donkey-Honk

When you have an erotic schizophrenic episode and the pussy's so good that you're moaning donkey noises.

1: Hey bro I had a schizophrenic donkey-honk last night!
2: The fuck did you just say?

by Cruned July 12, 2023

honk bobos

Squeeze some breasts.

There were boobs everywhere. All I wanted to do was honk bobos!

by Mattita December 29, 2007

HONK

An airhead that talks nonstop nonsense

Dude that girl talks way too much, she’s a honk!

by mkelso June 28, 2022

Honk

Noun - A unit of measurement pertaining to pie and cake, often taken by hand and eaten without utensils. The incremental tipping point when a pie or cake slice becomes too large to be considered a hunk.

I was flagged from the open bar at the wedding, so I grabbed a big ass "honk" of cake and left.

by billebllunt December 8, 2013

Hanky Honks

If you say Hanky Honks will have an orgie

Hanky honks

by hanky honks May 23, 2021