Guard Bro

Air National Guard pilot.

AD guy: damn dude my last deployment fucking blew.
Guard Bro: yeah flying for Southwest has been really kicking my ass too.

by scipioafricanus1836 May 13, 2022

Cock Sucker Guard

The cock sucker guard is a different name for the philly shell to prevent people from using it in mma due to its lack of offense available.

“How did Sean Strickland become champion using the cock sucker guard”

by FreezingFallout March 21, 2024

rear guard

A devise that prevents any penetration from behind

I almost got raped but thankfully I had a rear guard

by Benis man October 3, 2021

Palace guard

A tampon, whose lodged presence is unbeknown to you in the heat of passion, preventing any entry to Fuckingham Palace......

Things got dirty with Janice the other night after Cinderella Rockafellers, was just about to pop my finger in and was thwarted by a "Palace Guard"....If I'd have known at the start of the night I wouldnt have spent all my cash on WKD!

by cheffykins April 23, 2011

The Guarding Game

A game where the goal is for a boy/man to protect or "guard" their genitalia from their opponents attempting to grab it.

On the bus the group of friends were in the midst of an intense round of The Guarding Game

by City of Dylan February 22, 2021

National Guard

You know exactly what I'm going to say, right? They deserved to die. YOU KNOW that they have NO REASON to being doing what they are doing there. You have no reason to indulge him in what he is doing there. They were doing it to make Trump FEEL safe and they died for NOTHING. And this is not the politicians valiantly resisting giving up the ship. This is THIER stupidity GETTING YOUR WIVES AND BROTHER AND KIDS KILLED. Doubling down on stupidity. You don't have to ascent to every single idea I espouse but they are trying to make me do that with literal weaponized schizophrenia and you are allowing it because you are to fucking stupid to tell the people who are wrong that they are wrong and the people who are right, are right. 'BuT yOuR wRoNg AbOuT mY kIdS! AnD mY rElIgIoN.' I'M ALLOWED to be wrong about those things. You are not ALLOWED to be wrong about this.

Hym "The national guard bitch deserved to die. YOU ALL KNOW that you should not be doing what you are doing there. Over there. To me. You are NEVER going to get me to 'see the error of my ways.' You are going to let me do that I want to do and you are going to stop making philosophical point AT me. Collectively engaging in this act of pure absurd stupidity was not the answer here."

A retard "But child murder is ACTUALLY the WRONG response."

Hym "The alternate is letting a retard or a gaggle of retards rule over your lives INEVITABLY resulting child murder. He wanted you to stand there in from of the white house to intimate the people who would murder you AND IT DIDN'T WORK. THEY DID THEY TO ME to intimate people who would threaten you kids and IT DIDN'T WORK. How long to you need to sit there and let them do thing you know will not ever work? Until it YOUR family gets murdered and then they also expect you to keep doing it after that. Because getting you to stand there is more important that your life IN THE SAME WAY that GETTING ME TO STAY HERE is more important than your kids lives and they will throw you kids lives, right in the fucking garbage. Just live they did with the national guard."

by Hym Iam November 27, 2025

Oblivion Guard

Someone that has a 6th sense if you dont crouch while you do something illegal and he will either kill, arrest or let you go if you either give gold, resist arrest or if you let yourself arrested.

Oblivion Guard :
"Stop! You violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit."

by phytadesk February 2, 2021