Phone Dumb

When a person is mentally incapable of functioning whilst having any sort of mobile device in front of them. Typically characterized by open, slack jaw, glassy eyes and a zombie-like sway or teeter.

"Ashley! Ashley! I've been talking to you for well over minute and you've gone all phone dumb".

by Baxter Wilde August 22, 2014

Dumb Bitched

Being disrespected in any shape or form that is out of your control when you had 100% good intentions...
To be ghosted for no reason.
To be dissed for no reason.
To be judged for no reason.
basically, anything a bitch does to you for no reason or impulsively is being Dumb Bitched.

A: I was talking to her for a week and she just ghosted me randomly...
B: Sounds like you got Dumb Bitched...

Bar Scenario...
A: Hey girl are you alright? (clearly, drunken girl falls over and you help her up)
B: Get away from my friend you rapist!!!!

A: I was just making sure she was alright!
B: (insert Charlie Browns teacher talk)
C: Damn dude... you got dumb bitched...

by NidgeDFX May 12, 2019

Dumb-wit

Someone who is being very stupid in the moment and can’t live.

You are being a dumb-wit

by It’s ur bestie November 6, 2019

plum dumb

When one is simply as dumb as a plum.

“Yall invited me so I’m just being plum dumb.”

by Dicktionair-e September 26, 2022

Dumb Talk

Hillbillies having a conversation, Sayings that make no sense,

Speaking foolishly, Not thinking before speaking

Dumb talk, well, I'll be a son of a monkey.

Dumb talk, Grinning like a possum eatin' a sweet tater.

by 3wings November 17, 2018

cum dumb

The stuper a woman is in shortly after an orgasm rendering her useless.

She tried to answer the phone after I sastified her but she was so cum dumb she couldn't form a sentance.

by z28 owner21 April 3, 2011

Dumb-Titty

This phrase is usually used as an interjection to or about another. A person is so frustrated that this is the only thing that they can say in response to the dumbass activity you have partaken in.

Guy 1: "Yo I just hit your car coming off that exit!"

Guy 2: "YOU DUMB-TITTY!!"

by Lucy's Dad February 1, 2008