carpet muncher

the pure definition of a Lesbian...

get a load of that carpet muncher!

by salope May 22, 2008

Red Carpet

Noun. An sexual act performed while the woman is menstruating. The woman glides to and fro on top of the man while the man lies down flat on his back. Thus, the woman glides gracefully, like a celebrity, while the man becomes her red carpet.

Verb. To initiate or engage in an act of red carpet.

1. "Hey baby, tonight, you could be the star, and I'll be your red carpet."
2. "Wanna red carpet?"

by Bodacious-Wan May 26, 2014

carpet kitty

a ferret

"That's a bad carpet kitty, bad!"

by Chadwick Robinson June 7, 2004

carpet shark

A tweaker desperate enough to comb the carpet for shards where someone may have spilled their baggie

I was certain I had not smoked it all so I carpet sharked looking for a shard.

by weareclay June 7, 2016

carpet bagger

a fucking yank who needs to stay on his own side of the mason dixon line.

You see that carpet bagger done come down from New York?
yeah shot me that feller, gonna hang 'im on me wall over thar

by charlie daniels October 25, 2004

butt carpet

An extreme amount of hair that covers a man (or woman's) ass.

You should have seen the butt carpet on that guy!

by BrendaS June 30, 2006

carpet muncher

one who eats carpets and rugs, especially shag carpet

empire salesman: keep stan away, he ate half my inventory last night he is a serious carpet muncher

by Frogz June 17, 2006