A moist, semi-solid round turd that elects to make its worldly appearance at the most inconvenient time. May also come without warning or ability to constrain.
Carl excused himself from the sales meeting after leaning a little left in his chair to pass a little post sushi lunch gas but ended up with a wet dumpling.
by Eaton Holgoode April 04, 2017
A woman shoves a filled water balloon up her vaginal tube, using it like a dildo. She then jumps up and down to feel the vibration of the water bouncing around. This is when the guy comes in.... the man begins to insert his penis in her vaginal tube and thrusts as hard as he can until it pops and squirts all over them. Then he has to stick his head up her vagina to get loose pieces of wet rubber. You would also use a water filled condom.
by Kitten and the Dog January 17, 2011
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by Charlxx February 03, 2019
Similar to wet willy. It is when the tip of your penis is full of jizz, and you stick it in a person's ear.
Tony: "Hey BJ, Jordan Moron is taking a nap."
BJ: "Should I do it?"
Tony: "Yeah, own him with your wet pilly."
BJ: "This will wake him up."
BJ: "Should I do it?"
Tony: "Yeah, own him with your wet pilly."
BJ: "This will wake him up."
by E-Z-T May 13, 2010
The action that is similar to a wet willy, except pertaining to the butthole instead of the ear. The procedure involves the licking of one's finger and the insertion of the moist finger into the butthole. This is then followed by a vigorous twisting motion.
Generally used as a surprise attack to bring discomfort upon the victim.
Generally used as a surprise attack to bring discomfort upon the victim.
Operation Wet Nancy was a success! Gannon didn't see it coming and was in complete distress when Luke assertively started twisting his finger. He never saw it coming!
by LumpyChapstick March 19, 2009