text miscommunication error

An event while texting where the recipient of your text gains the wrong meaning from your message.

You text "I'm really happy to be at work" to a friend. What you really mean is "I really don't want to be at work." Your friend thinks you are really happy to be at work and life is just grand for you. This is a text miscommunication error.

by Patrick Keith Williams February 23, 2009

text support

Offering moral support and love via text message. Note, this technique is especially useful when your foul-weather friend is going through her umpteenth horrendous breakup and you're sick of actually talking to her, or wrather, pretending to listen. You still want to be nice, but damn, you gots bettah things to do than listen to her whine all day! Shee-it.

<cell rings>
Me: Ugh god, its my needy friend Samantha again. I swear, I've nursed that girl through so many break-ups...
Cool Friend I'm Hangin' Wid: Fuck her. Don't answer it.
Me: But I still want to help and I do care about her...
Cool Friend: What you need to do is offer a little text support.
Me: Great! Got it! Thanks text support!!!

by SeaOrland May 2, 2008

text massages

when your phone vibrates from a text giving you a short but sweet massage

"Thanks Jordanna, I just got your text massages. They were informative and pleasureful!"

by Jennifer Goldberg March 8, 2008

text-message ninja

a kind of person that is never seen not text messenging.

damn, hat bitch is a text-message ninja.

____ ninja can also be used in other situations, jager ninja, iPod ninja, etc.

by Mo Sess January 4, 2006

Text Fighting

Having a disagreement and arguing via text messages. Usually occurs when a cowardly guy avoids hearing his girls voice yelling at him over the phone.

Meg: What happen last night?!

Joyce: Jim lied about going out with his friends last night. He wouldnt pick up his phone so we started Text Fighting.

by Nate dg January 8, 2009

Text Message Breakup

Having the love of your life breakup with you a week before your birthday via text message from Jeremy Rich.

"It's not you, it's me."

Text Message Breakup

by blimblam101 April 17, 2009

text jew

Someone who does NOT have unlimited texting and atteps to get the entire message into one tiny text or uses someone's, other than their own, to text freely.

Bob: *Looks at phone... 3 texts left*
Bob: HEY! sally! hand me your phone so i can text joe.
Sally: Uh... sure but i only have a couple of texts left.
Bob: Don't worry, i already went over my limit.
Sally: ... you're such a text jew.

by omgara May 14, 2010