turtle tennis

Where you rip off your Turtles head and throw it back and forth with a friend.

Why did she want to play turtle tennis last night, it's gross!

by Moist Minge December 10, 2016

Tennis

Adverb- Flamboyantly, but also in a Bad-ass manner

-"Dang look at that guy frolicking over there"
-"Oh dang. I ain't normally one for frolicking, but that man's making it work"
-"That's what we in the biz call 'Running Tennis'"

by SamJohnson April 1, 2022

Tenny

The most influential person you can ever meet.
She's a whole lot especially cus she's nice but can be completely annoying, if you're dating her it's a whole different level.
Basically, she's a nice girl with a soft heart and she's really one you want to be with

Mark: guy haven't u seen the doctor, why you still looking all sad

Leroy: I don't need a doctor, I'm just trying to find a real TENNY

by Jefferey.. November 16, 2019

The Tennis Man

The tennis man is a guy that has no duck but is replaced with a tennis racket, he roams the Oneida high school tennis courts at 12:00 pm, we will most likely try to take your anal virginity(he mostly fails)

“Bro I had a run in with The Tennis Man, he almost got me”
“Hey that happened to me last Tuesday”

by The_Imaginner May 21, 2022

Tennis

A stupid sport where people spend a lot of money and their precious time just to hit neon yellow balls with sticks

Person 1: Why would anyone play tennis? All they do is hit a ball with a stick

by Sultry Santa April 26, 2019

Extra Mayo (Tennis)

Wanneer een speler heel lelijk tennis speelt, kan dat worden gedefinieerd als tennisspel zoals Mayonaise (alleen maar lopen sauzen). Wanneer je met lelijk tennis nog niet kan winnen, moet je extra mayo toevoegen aan je spel om toch te kunnen winnen. Dat is bijvoorbeeld naast backhand slice ook forehand slice om maar zo veel mogelijk ballen op een vervelende manier terug in het spel te brengen.

Sil: “Ik kan niet winnen, hij is te goed”

Yoran: “Probeer Extra Mayo (Tennis) toe te voegen aan je spel”

by HoekieKLTV August 4, 2025

Butler tennis

Father and son are both tennis players and love fiddling kids at the club

Friend 1: I dropped my 9 year old at Butler tennis the other night, you should send your kids there!
Friend 2: Really, my kids would like to try tennis how did little Richard find it?
Friend 1: oh, Richard got double teamed by the Butlers he said he got arse-raped in the changing room then bent over the tennis nets whilst Judas pumped the daylight out of him just before he left he said he got fisted aswell??
Friend 2: Ill have to book for my CJH then

by AnitaTownsend6969696969 December 18, 2023