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roach tennis

The act of fumigating (bug bombing) your apartment thereby sending your roaches fleeing into the adjacent apartments only to have them fumigate shortly afterwards sending what's left of yours plus theirs back into your place. This process is repeated until someone runs out of money for bug bombs. The first person to do so loses the game and gets stuck with the majority of the roaches.
Johnny had been saving up to buy an entire case of bug bombs and felt certain he could win this months game of roach tennis
by The Great White Monkey September 20, 2022
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The Tennis Man

The tennis man is a guy that has no duck but is replaced with a tennis racket, he roams the Oneida high school tennis courts at 12:00 pm, we will most likely try to take your anal virginity(he mostly fails)
“Bro I had a run in with The Tennis Man, he almost got me”
“Hey that happened to me last Tuesday
by The_Imaginner May 21, 2022
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The Tenni

When you fist your misso from behind while anally penetrating her. You then proceed to masturbate yourself while balls deep in her ass and fisting, through the thin wall between her pussy and ass
I performed "The Tenni" on the misso last night. She wont be able to shit right for a week now!
by Hill8illyBrenno June 1, 2022
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Chinese Tennis

When you and a friend hold hands and slap each other in the back of the hand until one of you can't stand it anymore
Bro 1 1: bro, wanna play Chinese Tennis
Bro 2: What's that

Bro 1: *slap*
by ravenpajamas535 January 30, 2022
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Tennis

It’s when the boy fingers the girl while the she jerks of the guy.
Ex. Jacob driving and Gianna is the passenger. Jacob says “ wanna play tennis?” , Gianna doesn’t hesitate to make the first move.
by t7i5t7s March 11, 2022
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Tennis

Adverb- Flamboyantly, but also in a Bad-ass manner
-"Dang look at that guy frolicking over there"
-"Oh dang. I ain't normally one for frolicking, but that man's making it work"
-"That's what we in the biz call 'Running Tennis'"
by SamJohnson April 1, 2022
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tennis doubles

To sleep with ones mother and daughter simultaneously.
My girlfriend’s mother is so fit I wish we could play tennis doubles
by MattMcnutt December 25, 2020
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