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teacloak

the female version of teabag. Considering women do not have the necessary parts to be described as a "bag," teacloak is used in its place.

The act of teacloaking is when a female places her genitals on the forehead of someone, like draping tea down into a kettle.
Reginald was awoken from his leisurely nap by the sly teacloak of Matilda on his head.
by teacloak August 28, 2012
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teaching to the test

A method of education that focuses solely on teaching the material that will be on tests and exams rather than imparting a wider understanding of the overall subject.
Mr. Smith doesn't make his students care about the subject. He's known for just teaching to the test.
by shredmonkey February 22, 2013
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Teacher Lag

The term for trying to stall a teacher because you are bored as fuck.
Teacher - 2+2 = 4
Jimmy - (Thats Easy) I DONT GET IT
Jimmy used Teacher Lag
by eliasnajmclaire November 18, 2013
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teachcunt

That one teacher who thinks he his hilarious and when you laugh, he still doesn't realise you are laughing at him and not with him. Probably named very stereotypically Eg; Mr Brown, Mr Clark, Mr Jones.
is he a teachcunt?

yeah he's the biggest teachcunt
by jamesdanieljames November 21, 2016
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telapathical

when you and another person do the same thing without knowing
i stg corbyn girls are telapathical
by dazedcorbyn August 26, 2018
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teacher alert

The thing stupid kids in second grade say when the scout they picked sees the teacher coming back to the room from a shit loud enough for the teacher to hear them, defeating the purpose of being sneaky.
John: hey billy be our scout!
Billy: okay

(5 minutes pass)
Billy: TEACHER ALERT, TEACHER ALERT!
by The real Sid Vicious November 14, 2019
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telaya

A FINE GURLLLLL
TELAYA WAS PRETTY ASF
by JIBHYUTFRDESDXRCFGVHJ December 1, 2020
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