Teddy Bivert

One bad ass motherfucker that doesnt take no shit.

Wow you jumped out of a plane with no parachute and survived! You must be a real Teddy Bivert.

by Beerdie8 December 10, 2018

Teddy

A dog. Usually hates people with multiple dogs. A Teddy looks like a teddy bear. They are usually all bark and no bite

Aw she looks like a Teddy

by Dangthatsalongname November 10, 2018

Teddy bear

When one shits, then shaves pubic hair before flushing.

Laid a mad teddy bear for the real estate.

by B-ry. June 11, 2018

Teddy time

When you tell your mum your taking the dog out for a walk but you just shag it instead.

Mum I’m taking the dog for a bit of teddy time.

by XaviahDaniel June 21, 2019

teddy

Gay cocksucker is addicted to fortnite and is in a community club

Teddy is like you retarded

by K7_alrowe42 July 9, 2019

Joseph “Teddy” Romero

The man at the top of Buena High Schools most wanted list. Dangerous man, fast, sexy, unstoppable.

Ay did you hear what Joseph “Teddy” Romero did?
Yeah he’s got a huge cock.

by ClowninOnAHomie November 15, 2019

Teddy

The male version of a Karen

"they can't hear me because they're listening to kids bop."
"nobody likes teddy."
"calm down. calm down."

by An asian with thick bones. November 20, 2019