One-toke-teddy 

When someone consumes marijuana in very small doses or tokes, in order to not get too high.

In some cases it can be shortened to just "teddy"

Stoner: "Yo man, you gonna teddy off this?" (pointing to joint)

Mooching Stoner: "Yo you guys mind if I teddy off that right der?"

Peer Pressure Stoner: "C'mon man, just take a little one-toke-teddy off this, for old times sake."

One-toke-teddy by Matthews Grunfredo December 13, 2010

Pulling a Teddy 

Mysteriously getting "sick" and missing school whenever there is a test or quiz. Often someone who pulls a Teddy won't miss a full day and will simply come in late just after the test was taken or will get his/her parents to pick him/her up right before. They will almost always have a faked doctor's note.

Person 1: Where's John?
Person 2: He's got his mom to pick him up because he was "sick"
Person 1: Yeah right. He's just pulling a Teddy cause he doesn't want to take the Bio test

Pulling a Teddy by academy2014 September 29, 2011

Reverse Teddy Roosevelt 

Like the Teddy Roosevelt, but you use the sandpaper as a female condom instead.

One guy: Dude, why is the skin on your penis gone?
other guy: I just got a Reverse Teddy Roosevelt

Reverse Teddy Roosevelt by Dreznych December 11, 2010

Mississippi Friction Teddy 

When you rip open the bottom of a teddy bear and sew in a fleshlight for pleasure

My girlfriend went away for work so I was left home all alone with nothing but my Mississippi friction teddy to keep me company

Mississippi Friction Teddy by fruitflint May 31, 2016

Hot Foot Teddy 

The name first given to an orphaned little black bear cub rescued from the New Mexico's Capitan Gap Fire of May 4, 1950 by Native American volunteer fire fighters who called themselves the Snowballs. The little bear was later renamed and became the living symbal of Smokey Bear.

Hot Foot Teddy was rescued by the Snowballs, a rookie crew of Native American volunteer firefighters from Taos Pueblo, NM...and NOT by a U.S. Army crew as history has falsely reported.

Hot Foot Teddy by talk2me-JCH2 April 15, 2023

A Teddy Roosevelt 

An alcoholic beverage that consists of a beer, a shot of vodka, a shot of whiskey, a shot of rum and crushed adderal all mixed into a beer bong.

A Teddy Roosevelt will fuck you up.

A Teddy Roosevelt by tripsaplenty May 23, 2011

The Teddy 

It is the act of using Saran wrap to place over the vagina of a questionable clean female before eating her out. Sort of a condom for your tongue.

I picked up a bar whore last night and she wouldn't let me fuck her if I didn't eat her out first, so I gave her The Teddy.

The Teddy by barnyard1 March 5, 2011