The feeling described when a conversation happens in slow motion via technology. Usually only occurs with e-mail, but can also occur with texting or IMing, if neither are ever there at the same time.
On Monday:
Jane: Hey! Haven't seen you in weeks! We should hang out!
On Wednesday:
Jack: Totally! Tomorrow would be cool, have you seen the new James Bond movie?
On Friday:
Jane: Oh. Sorry i missed you the other day, but sure, the Bond movie would be fine.
On Monday:
Jack: Dude, that movie just left the theaters, we are suffering from a major case of techno-lag.
On Wednesday:
Jane: For sure.
Jane: Hey! Haven't seen you in weeks! We should hang out!
On Wednesday:
Jack: Totally! Tomorrow would be cool, have you seen the new James Bond movie?
On Friday:
Jane: Oh. Sorry i missed you the other day, but sure, the Bond movie would be fine.
On Monday:
Jack: Dude, that movie just left the theaters, we are suffering from a major case of techno-lag.
On Wednesday:
Jane: For sure.
by SheWhoMustNotBeNamed December 23, 2008
Get the Techno-lag mug.Someone who uses a variety of technological means, such as facebook, blackberry messenger etc, to graft on the opposite sex. i.e. going out of ones way completely, putting in an extraordinary amount of effort for minimal gains.
by Neveragrafter June 11, 2011
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Very aggressive musical form, taking the harsh sounds of industrial music and applying them to the funky, machine rhythms of techno. Examples include some British Murder Boys music, ho.exe, and converter.
by Pakistan Stan November 25, 2009
Get the Industrial Techno mug.1. Someone who fills their music collections with rubbish worthless techno remixes of really shite songs.
2. Someone who wears tight 'gay' clothes and works out all the time, they also cleanse, tone then moisturise their faces...
2. Someone who wears tight 'gay' clothes and works out all the time, they also cleanse, tone then moisturise their faces...
1. fain is listenin to his friend's mp3 player when a song comes on...
Fain - "James, what the fuck is this...?!"
James - "Abba dancing queen hypermix.."
Fain - "you techno remix son of a bitch"
2. Fain goes to his friends house, upon knockin and being let in, he goes upstairs to find his friend workin out in a skin tight vest to marvin gaye...
Fain - "you techno remix son of a bitch..."
James - "theres nothing wrong with..."
Fain - "poof"
Fain - "James, what the fuck is this...?!"
James - "Abba dancing queen hypermix.."
Fain - "you techno remix son of a bitch"
2. Fain goes to his friends house, upon knockin and being let in, he goes upstairs to find his friend workin out in a skin tight vest to marvin gaye...
Fain - "you techno remix son of a bitch..."
James - "theres nothing wrong with..."
Fain - "poof"
by jamesh abdul April 27, 2007
Get the techno remix son of a bitch mug.Just what it says. Normally called "hardcore" to simplify, it was derived from techno as Europeans grew to like the aggressive tones and melodies. The most common types of hardcore are: Happy Hardcore, Gabber, and Speedcore (though many people dislike this genre more because it ranges from 300 bpm - 600 bpm (then splittercore) - 900-1000 and higher bpm (now extratone) and there is not much melody, just an overused kick drum and ambient pads.)
Hardcore became popular in the '90s, with drum patterns and splits, which is now referred to as Oldskool. From Oldskool came Jungle then Darkcore then Darkstep, and now traditional DnB. Happy hardcore is now the most popular, with pumping high pitched synthesizers and loud kick drums and offbeat high-hats. Most producers are European and is one of the most popular forms of Electronic genres. It's also good for your acid trip.
Artists may include: Scott Brown, V.A.G.A.B.O.N.D., DJ Sharkey, CLSM, Darren Styles, Breeze, Gammer, Dougal, and more.
Hardcore became popular in the '90s, with drum patterns and splits, which is now referred to as Oldskool. From Oldskool came Jungle then Darkcore then Darkstep, and now traditional DnB. Happy hardcore is now the most popular, with pumping high pitched synthesizers and loud kick drums and offbeat high-hats. Most producers are European and is one of the most popular forms of Electronic genres. It's also good for your acid trip.
Artists may include: Scott Brown, V.A.G.A.B.O.N.D., DJ Sharkey, CLSM, Darren Styles, Breeze, Gammer, Dougal, and more.
Dude1: DUDE! DJ Sy motherfucker! Best hardcore techno producer/DJ
Dude2: Man fuck that shit, Scott Brown is the shit.
Dude1: Man fuck you.
Dude2: Iss true man.
Dude1: Whatever... HTiD.
Dude2: Agreed.
Dude2: Man fuck that shit, Scott Brown is the shit.
Dude1: Man fuck you.
Dude2: Iss true man.
Dude1: Whatever... HTiD.
Dude2: Agreed.
by Viralklasm May 19, 2009
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nice music
nice people that just enjoy what they're listening to only to be discriminated by what seems to be a vast population of anti-electronica people.
Listen to what you want but don't label people unfairly!
nice music
nice people that just enjoy what they're listening to only to be discriminated by what seems to be a vast population of anti-electronica people.
Listen to what you want but don't label people unfairly!
techno can be nice ranging from mildly uplifting to energetic
the music that was formed in the 90's only to be manipulated to the extremes of being disowned by stupid hip hop songs which are boomed out every day on kiss :/
the music that was formed in the 90's only to be manipulated to the extremes of being disowned by stupid hip hop songs which are boomed out every day on kiss :/
by stereotypingsucks February 8, 2004
Get the techno mug.A type of electronic music that is typically characterized by a medium-to-very fast tempo, synthesized instruments, heavy bass, and sometimes exotic and strange instruments, drums, and sound effects. Sometimes, techno can be mixed with other genres such as jazz, rock, hip hop, and various ethnic genres to create very interesting results.
Variations of Techno:
acid, rave, synth, gabba/gabber, goa, trance, trip-hop, house, jungle, industrial, old-skool techno, ambient, hardcore, nu NRG, speedcore, deathcore, experimental, club, punkcore, space funk, electro, ghetto tech, euro, new skool rap, booty house, acid jazz, garage,......etc.......
Variations of Techno:
acid, rave, synth, gabba/gabber, goa, trance, trip-hop, house, jungle, industrial, old-skool techno, ambient, hardcore, nu NRG, speedcore, deathcore, experimental, club, punkcore, space funk, electro, ghetto tech, euro, new skool rap, booty house, acid jazz, garage,......etc.......
by AYB February 12, 2003
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