Trouser Blossom

He was so angry, he did a full on trouser blossom
by One Done January 18, 2012
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Trouser Hoagie

Slang term for dick, cock, penis, wang, etc.
"Dots walked up to a bitty in Hoagie-Way, and pulled out his trouser hoagie, and smacked that nig in her face."
by Döts~ October 25, 2009
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shake money off his trousers

have so much money that one can give some to somebody on demand at once. The possessive adjective may be one's, her, my, our or their as the case may be.
He is so rich that he can shake money off his trousers.
by uttam maharjan March 30, 2010
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A Trouser

A fart, follow through or Wet one in the pants. Normally delivered (but not always) whilst wearing trousers or shorts. Frequently commanded by a loud explosive noise and or smell.

Oh no, I have done trouser
Cripes has someone just Trousered?
Oh no, I have just done a Trouser!
What's that foul smell, who just Trousered?
Tooooooot....Whoops I've just let out a Trouser!
I've just Trousered and I now I'm touching cloth
by Trouser Pete May 22, 2023
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Trouser Tonsils

I was blowing this guy last night and his trouser tonsils kept hitting my chin.
by sconniegirl October 14, 2010
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trouser trout

When a tall glass of water* walks in and a man’s penis starts flopping around like a fish out of water

*tall glass of water = hot woman with long legs
“Girl, you ain’t got a hook big enough for this trouser trout... master baiter
by ugonnalearn_t_day January 20, 2021
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White trouser knights

Popular meaning: sperm, or semen.
"She was taken by the charge of the white trouser knights."
"The kick killed some of his white trouser knights."
"She felt the charge of the white trouser knights."
by squatsonahotplate February 13, 2013
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