The Toto

An act in which one quickly hops on the soonest available flight to Africa, goes to the nearest village, and then pours an entire water bottle into one’s anus and proceeds to fart repeatedly while shouting at the top of their lungs “I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA”.

“Dude, me and my wife really wanted to vacation so we decided to do The Toto” John said.
“Wow man. That sounds amazing.” Replied his friend.

by B1gD1ckMcgee April 16, 2021

fruity.tooty.cosplays

Some Idiot cosplayer who worships Kyo Sohma and Xiao. They also are not very good at cosplaying.

"I like Kyo Sohma!! I love hi-" *fruity.tooty.cosplays bursts through the ceiling* "DID SOMEONE SAY KYO!?"

by Ur mother<3 July 18, 2021

scrotty totty

An unattractive, undesirable young woman. From "scrotty" meaning dirty, unpleasant and "totty" meaning young woman.

By the time he leaves the pub, all that's left us the scrotty totty.

by Sennockian2 July 22, 2021

Noah Totty

A male with a fat ass

I wish I had an ass like Noah Totty

by NoahTottyLover May 25, 2022

Fruity tooty

Having sex

The crazy supple were fruity tootying.

by Cold Alps November 30, 2022

Rooty Tooty Fresh N' Fruity

To voluntarily give a gay blowjob to another man while wearing pajamas, and while getting submerged in bananas and strawberry milk.

Eric: Dude, Chad had a Rooty Tooty Fresh N' Fruity last night.
Stan: Woah dude!

by D33pThr0at January 28, 2023

Seeing Toto

When a small group of homosexuals arrange to meet up to see a band or other event but due to their incompetence, one is missing. This is either due to forgetfulness or a manufactured excuse.

1st dude: Why isn’t Matthew here?
2nd dude: He said his car windscreen is broken.
1st dude: But we’re seeing Toto!

by Tethys Wrenslayer January 30, 2023