Tool

A person who tries too hard to impress people, and is usually hated. Yet still everyone uses the tool for things like money, rides, and food. Even though he/she is always called a tool, they are too big of a tool to take it seriously. The person also laughs at everything to fit in, cracks bad jokes, tries to hard, and is almost always ditched. Often named Tom.

*phone rings*
"Don't answer for Tom. They're such a tool."
"TOM IS SUCH A TOOL!"
"Don't tell the tool about the party, he'll make everything weird."

by Dr. Wiggle December 16, 2008

toolbag

Those who try to hard at being "cool", when really not "cool" at all. Usually wears a popped pink ralph lauren polo and spiked hair. They will usually try to deny their toolbagness, but everyone else can't

Wow, Jt is such a toolbag I can't stand him!

by billy m. December 12, 2006

april tool

a nozz who doesnt realized he is being fooled on april 1st

hey bro, my sister says she wants to give you dome.

really?

hell no you april tool

by thejuggernautbitch April 1, 2009

Tool

A person (usually male) that displays/shows off talent of no value, like bragging about how many hot wings they can eat. A tool may find themselves looking more stupid or gay trying to prove their manliness.

If challenged of his grinding skills, the tool may succumb to grinding against another man if promised "the shiznit award" or "Super dank shizzle biznatch award" and the validation from bi-standers that he is in fact manly.

by Maliaoz September 1, 2009

Tool

Anyone that says "bro code"

Tool: "It's in the bro code"

by grobend123 February 26, 2010

Tool

men who are complete douchebags to women. They walk all over women and they expect them to gravel at their feet. They are demanding and selfish and not to mention SELF CENTERED!! They usually travel in packs, wear wayto much hairspray, look in the mirror more than a girl and who wear man flops in all weather conditions. They are usually wearing jeans with holes and a polo with the collar popped. They tend to meet in clubs and hit on girls that they will take home, screw, then forget about. WARNING: If your man thinks hes prettier than you.. HES A TOOL. DUMP HIM!

J:"He's only with you cause youre a virgin, guys like him love virgins."
A:"yeah youre right hes a total tool."

by JmeMuhRee January 20, 2010

tool

A tool is someone who is so oblivious to reality and the truth, that they constantly see things for what they are not.

Chynna thinks that she is everyones favorite person in the world, she is such a tool.

by ccjiefp March 28, 2010