toolio

( Melbourne Australia shaolin dialect) a socially misadjusted individual that tries tooo hard to be cool.

that guy humming "Wild Wild West" by Will Smith is a real toolio.

by Mikey C-izzle July 16, 2003

Tootie

When you’re eating a girl’s ass while she has diarrhea but she tries holding it in but some of it slips out and you swallow it accidentally.

I was over at Rachel’s house and right when we were about to fuck she gave me a tootie. Tasted kinda good though.

by Tootmaster June 5, 2019

tooties

Noun: A lady or group of ladies. Adjective: May be put with other words to describe a fun, lady-oriented event, i.e. tootie-tastic

We're leaving the boyfriends at home tonight and making it a tooties only night!" "There are way too many tooties in this bar." or "Seriously, your birthday party last year was tootie-tastic.

by iveymo September 10, 2010

tookie

adjective-
pensive, easily irritated, hypersensitive, picky, stupid

"All I meant was that's a dumb-looking hat. You don't have to be so tookie about it!"

by C. Hud February 28, 2004

tookie

hyper-gay

Our waiter is tookie. His shoulders do not move when he walks an he speaks with a lisp.

by Steve September 11, 2003

toodie

A toodie would happen to be a black womens vagina, something that would look like a few pieces of roastbeef chewed up and spit out.

That nigga's got a Toodie

by joney blick May 20, 2008

Tooli

A homosexual sex toy

Trevor and I used a double-ended tooli together

by XxHitler420xX July 14, 2016