Toad fest is a two day gathering of young ripped studs and old bald men, the annually celebrate this feat once a year for a pointless excuse to drink and do drugs at an extreme pace. Moderation is a word not heard over these two days. Also hot single chicks over the age of 18 from all around the south shore gather to get stuffed,well. Fat chicks are denied at the door on this event for once in their pathetic lives. No one cleans sleep is rare. And this event is inevitable under any circumstance rain sleet hail or even police.
Hey bro beans you going to toad fest? "Ugh yeah yeah faggot I go to toad fest every year, If you ask me again I'll kick you're neck off."
by Popsicle sucker September 9, 2015
Get the toad fest mug.toad fest is annual 2 to 3 day event. In this fest young handsome studs and past primed bald men all gather for a non meaningful celebration. Alcohol sex and drug consumption is used to an absolute extreme. In all of the six years of this ceremony moderation has never been practiced. Every year the are certain rituals performed , so as the setup. The "cage" and the wheel of misfortune. Young woman from all across the the south shore above the age of 18 for consentful reasons. The come for the cheap booze the good times and most importantly a good stuffing from these liqored up men. Fat chicks are turned away at the door every year. The most important fact of toad feast is that this celebration is inevitable it stops for nothing rain sleet hail and police. The music still plays and the boys still lay.
Are you going to toad fest tommorow bro beans? " I go every year faggot, why would I stop now. If you question me about toad fest again I will kick youre neck off."
by Popsicle sucker September 9, 2015
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Ya'll try that pipa pipa toad lastnight? You know your girl is ready for a baby when she let's that dry.
by HandofGlory December 16, 2016
Get the Pipa pipa toad mug.1) you could go with classic urban dictionary explanations like:
"Dude I slept with this girl last night and she was a total toad muffin...I think I'll hit her up again"
2) or you could go for the month python approach
"I have found the holy grail of women. She was a total toad muffin"
3) use as an insult to someone who slept with your ex:
"I BET HE TURNED YOU INTO A FUCKING TOAD MUFFIN, U FACKIN SKANK"
4) use for anyone you generally can't stand
"Why do you have to act like such a toad muffin all the time?"
5) or talk about a cat:
"Carl was petrified by the toad muffin. Like literally. He's made of stone now."
6) tinder:
"met a hot chick on tinder. We tried to Netflix and chill but then I saw her toad muffin ):"
"Dude I slept with this girl last night and she was a total toad muffin...I think I'll hit her up again"
2) or you could go for the month python approach
"I have found the holy grail of women. She was a total toad muffin"
3) use as an insult to someone who slept with your ex:
"I BET HE TURNED YOU INTO A FUCKING TOAD MUFFIN, U FACKIN SKANK"
4) use for anyone you generally can't stand
"Why do you have to act like such a toad muffin all the time?"
5) or talk about a cat:
"Carl was petrified by the toad muffin. Like literally. He's made of stone now."
6) tinder:
"met a hot chick on tinder. We tried to Netflix and chill but then I saw her toad muffin ):"
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