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Cooked Turkey

How a girl feels after having too much sex.
“We went at it all night I’m feeling like a COOKED TURKEY”.
by KatLady2020 March 25, 2020
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SG Cooks

The best cookgroup around, offering premium monitors, early links and info, in depth release guides, exclusive group buys, dedicated 24/7 support, and info on funko, art drops, and much more. All for only $30/mo
Person 1: Yo you hit on YS today?
Person 2: Naw bro I had no idea how to setup
Person 1: Damn if you were in SG Cooks you would've cooked YS
by hahahh324 April 18, 2020
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cooking off

He described the propane tanks cooking off during the fire as sounding like bombs exploding.
by stilllovesfilm November 10, 2007
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Cook the Duvet

Flatulence released under the covers with the sheets and duvet pulled tight to avoid the release of the stench.
I decided to cook the duvet before Rachel came to bed. When she pulled the sheets back to crawl in a massive waft of ass stench greeted her nostrils.
by Dick Onchin December 29, 2020
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Monster Cook

Something your friends trick you into searching and now you have some weird porn on your computer
Hey Timmy, search up monster cook you'll get a pirate movie!
by anonymous June 10, 2017
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Seth Cooke

A kid that is always hovering around, doesn’t leave you alone and constantly smells like he lives in a jungle or lives with a pack of dogs. Can be friendly at most times but annoying at other times, he’s a hardcore gamer tha5 is the type of kid who plays minecraft or terraria.
Oh hey.... it’s..... Seth Cooke.......”
by TeenPregnancy_HotPie_69 October 18, 2019
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Dr. Cook

The action of becoming so angry that one's spine curls into a position where the head can enter the anus. There is a certain nomadic tribe in the frozen deserts of western Mongolia that performs the ancient ritual regularly every Thursday if the weather allows for it.
Guy 1: Bro, I just pissed my dad off so bad that he did a Dr. Cook!

Guy 2: Ok, I'm calling an ambulance right now.

Guy 1: Well shit!
by Bromancuh52 December 31, 2011
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