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Thompsons

An SI unit of measurement for the absolute value of bullshit in verbal or written communication.
Oh look, Gary is talking. My Thompsometer is reading 50 GigaThompsons.
by Roti Way July 13, 2009
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Thompsonized

a. To strengthen ones skills through vigorous daily training. b. An impenetrable coating that blocks out all sales objections.
If Chad had been properly Thompsonized, he would have made the biggest sale of his career.
by Wes November 19, 2003
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thomson burner

1. Grab Erected Dick
2. Stick Sharp nailed middle finger down urethra hole
3. Stick as far as possible until the dick explodes from the finger blocking the cum from escaping
4. The dick will next split in two one side will go left and next goes right
5. Then the severed dick will emit steam like a Bunsen burner

6. Then proceed to call it a Thomson Burner at the victims eyes till they die from too much satisfaction
7. Then Freestyle That shit
Prepare dat dick it about to be demolished with the Thomson Burner!
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Thomson Tug-Of-War

Similar to the Florence Finger-Blast, it’s when two dudes face eachother naked, criss-cross arms, and proceed to tug on eachother’s cocks till climax, never breaking eye contact, all while telling eachother how special the other one is. Originated from AUSP Thomson, Ill.
Hey Bob, you up for little Thomson Tug-Of-War?
Oh fuck yeah, Jimbo. You’re the best at it.
by Gaysofthunder69 February 10, 2020
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Joshua Thomson

A Joshua Thomson is always a bad person, although loved by those around them. Their charming looks is their only admirable quality.
I saw Joshua Thomson the other day. He was so rude, but I fell in love with him.
by Asecretadmirer January 10, 2020
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Bart Thomson

Bart Thomson aka Bart Simpson one of the most Favorited characters in The Simpsons using his secret identity
Bart Simpson you will now be known as Bart Thomson
by Bart Thomson April 12, 2020
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Dan Thomson Vibes

1. to continuously go on about a meaningless win at locals, alienating those who experience such vibes.
Bruh stop exerting Dan Thomson vibes pls”
by SGTurban July 29, 2021
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