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who ate all the pies? 

British jest to be used as a way of saying "he is fat" or used to annoy the french.


"Qui-a-mangé toute les tourtes?"
Who ate all the pies?

Who ate all the pies?

YOU FAT BASTARD!


YOU FAT BASTARD!

YOU ate all the pies!

Who Turned Out The Lights? 

the lamest and oldest joke in history. A dumbass cartoon character says this when something or someone happens to cover their eyes.
Asshole: I’m going to be a bitch and cover your eyes *does that*
Idiot: hey who turned out the lights???🤓
Me: He just covered your eyes, dumbass you know what he did.

List Of People Who Died On The Toilet 

List Of People Who Died On The Toilet is a List Of People Who Died On The Toilet

(I’m so immature help me)
Help.... it’s starting to itch...

Yeah please don’t accept List Of People Who Died On The Toilet

Who's gonna carry the boats? 

to go into a transitive state of mental being | tapping into the PTSD of David Goggins experience of Navy Seal hell week training
Whilst bench pressing David Goggins is yelling: "Who's gonna carry the boats?"

who's getting the best head 

a meme that refers to a r34 image of alvin and the chipmunks getting oral sex from the chipettes
Guy 1: Hey, have you heard who's getting the best head?
Guy 2: Yeah, apparently Theodore is getting the best fucking head.
Guy 1: Yeah, what a bruh moment...

Who's Got the Dick?

(Noun) A drinking game that consists of at least two people or more. One participant will start to say, the phrase, "Who's Got the Dick?" while snapping their fingers on the upbeat of every whole note in 4/4 tempo. The other players, in unison, will then respond by pointing to the person who is closest to them and then shout "(-insert person's name who is closest-)'s Got the Dick!". Finally, the player who is the next closest (who has not yet said "Who's Got the Dick?" yet) will say "Who's Got the Dick?" and the cycle repeats.
At the party, they decided to play Who's Got the Dick?.