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London Fog

A fart in a steamy shower creating a fog like cloud that mimics the rainy and rancid city of London.
I was having a good morning till I accidentally gave myself a London Fog. Now my breakfast is coming back up.
by fartenthusiast December 25, 2020
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london drag

The london drag is where the male takes his penis and drags it down the female's back starting from her neck all the way down to the crack of her ass.
Wow I would perform the london drag across that bitties back
by Johnny john mp April 2, 2017
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London Steamer

When one defecates in the middle of an open space for all to see as a surprise form of comedy, revenge or retribution.
"My mom grounded me this weekend, so I left her a big old London Steamer as a Mother's Day gift."
by HubbyOnFire February 16, 2022
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London Tool

Long makeshift knife/machete, usually made from a pre-existing kitchen knife base or made entirely from scratch which is illegal to own in Britain

please note: this is not meant to discriminate against the British
'ay ay shit this guy got a london tool on him'
by theplayer123122 October 12, 2023
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London boater

Seasoned London Boater

A seasoned boater is defined by the percentage of alcohol and drugs in their bloodstream in relation with actual blood. That's different to a pickled boater which uses just alcohol as the defining variable

There's a third type recognised by their use of marine terms and language as well as references to landluvies, making them appear to the uninitiated that they are cruising through Cape horn every winter when in fact they never left the non-tidal inner London canals and the biggest wave they experienced was that created by a goose dunking in the water from the towpath. They are defined as being full of shit but there is no prerequisite for specific blood content by volume
“Hey, wanna go try and interview a London Boater again? I hear they bring clicks”

Na man, we try that every year and every time we try we just get ridiculed”
by Stoneageman June 13, 2022
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Grace and london

Grace and london are the type of people that will smoke a stizzy and get in trouble for it london has no hoes grace has plenty of them grace will force london to do things while london gets bullied by everyone london is fat grace is skinny grace is popular but london has a small friend group
Damn grace and london are bad people
by Bob the Hilde August 20, 2022
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Double London

verb/noun: to stab someone, or to be stabbed, in the rain.
Dude1: If you really hate him that much, then give him a Double London. There's nothing worse than getting a Double London.

Dude2: What's a Double London?

Dude1: A stabbing in the rain.
by Eridanii September 4, 2022
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