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lava lamp

(verb) When you have to poo so bad but, then all of the sudden, you don’t have to anymore (because it went back to the top like a lava lamp).
Hey Kelly, there’s a Port-a-Potty! Didn’t you have to go to the bathroom?

Gross Don! I’d rather lava lamp it.
by #HodgePodgeLA April 1, 2021
mugGet the lava lampmug.

Lamp

The action of absolutely clattering the shit out of some cunt who’s getting mouthy, so hard that it’s like they ran into a big girthy lamppost
Olly Murs does my head in, if I could, I would lamp the twat
by Ilikebighairyboys December 13, 2021
mugGet the Lampmug.

lamp

that car is so lamp!
hanging out with doug is lamp!
by jizcalifuh June 3, 2022
mugGet the lampmug.

lamp humper

Person 1: why the hell would you leave the door open now there are lamp humpers in the house
by hl2 stalker scream: March 3, 2024
mugGet the lamp humpermug.

Jerry Lamps

Tasmanian slang for fog lights, which are lights, typically yellow or white, mounted low on vehicles that emit a wide, downward-angled beam to help drivers see the road and its edges during conditions of low visibility, such as fog, rain, or dust. They are named after the Bridgewater Jerry, a thick fog that frequently rolls down the River Derwent into Hobart, Tasmania, particularly during autumn and winter. The name combines the suburb of Bridgewater with the slang term 'jerry' for mist or fog.

The term "Jerry Lamps" is a localised colloquialism specific to Tasmania. While the primary function of these lights is consistent with standard fog lights globally, their unique nomenclature is rooted in local geography and dialect. The Bridgewater Jerry is a well-known meteorological phenomenon in the region, impacting visibility and thus necessitating the use of such auxiliary lighting. The etymology of 'jerry' as a term for fog or mist in this context is a regional linguistic quirk.
On a foggy day in Launceston, a driver would turn on their Jerry Lamps to improve visibility on the winding roads.
by Kelvin Price August 30, 2025
mugGet the Jerry Lampsmug.

Lamp

Me:*Failed my test*
Me: LAMP
by anonymous December 3, 2020
mugGet the Lampmug.

lamp nachos

When you have chips in your room and want nachos, but all you have for cheese is kraft singles so you put one on your lamp bulb then when it melts you scrape it off with a chip.
Damn wtf you eatin man?
Lamp nachos dog try it.
by TyraSkanks March 30, 2019
mugGet the lamp nachosmug.

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