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giraffe

The giraffe is a genus of African even-toed ungulate mammals, the tallest living terrestrial animals, and the largest ruminants. The genus currently consists of one species, Giraffa camelopardalis, the type species.

Scientific name: Giraffa. Higher classification: Giraffidae. Gestation period: 13 – 15 months. Habitats: Savanna, Grassland, Woodland
Height: Male: 16 – 20 ft. (Adult), Female: 15 ft. (Adult) Its neck consists of 7 bones, just like the human neck. The neck and legs measure about 6 feet (1.8 meters). The neck alone can weigh 600 pounds. The giraffe weighing altogether 2,600 for males and 1,800 for females. They can run as fast as 35 miles an hour over short distances, or cruise at 10 mph over longer distances. A giraffe's neck is too short to reach the ground. As a result, it has to awkwardly spread its front legs or kneel to reach the ground for a drink of water. Giraffes only need to drink once every few days. Most of their water comes from all the plants they eat. A giraffe’s spots are much like human fingerprints. No two individual giraffes have exactly the same pattern. Giraffes only need 5 to 30 minutes of sleep in a 24-hour period! They often achieve that in quick naps that may last only a minute or two at a time. Male giraffes fight with their necks because it's the most powerful and maneuverable weapon they have. Bulls fight to establish dominance or to win the right to mate with the females (cows) (see giphy below)
a child at a zoo:"Look at that giraffe, Mommy. It's taller than our house!"

mother:"That's right, Jimmy. Giraffes are very tall animals. Even the babies are born 6 feet tall, taller than most people."
by Animal Facts March 2, 2018
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Giraffe Snout

Of the ilk of camel toe and moose knuckle. All both of those. 🤣
Wow did you see the slobbering mess on that giraffe snout? It was so effin hawt!!
by Mayor Glöria Crüze April 23, 2025
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giraffe

Insult for a tall, lanky cunt with big ass ears
"That Liam kids is a fucken' giraffe!
by danjek November 17, 2016
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albino giraffe

A wannabe soundcloud rapper, redditor, discord mod, overall incel vibes
Yo, don't invite any albino giraffes to the party, they are such a buzz kill.
by bruh what the frick July 21, 2021
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Giraffe in the room

Something you dont want to talk about because you would end up talking longer than a giraffe neck about it.
Nobody wanted to bring up the giraffe in the room except for Dewey Cox.
by Solid Mantis January 14, 2021
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what did the giraffe say to the spider

dont cheat and look up my tinder jokes...
Guy: what did the giraffe say to the spider
Girl: *Pikachu face when she googles it*
by tinderdadjoke July 23, 2021
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Giraffe

This word is used for tall ass people. Can be used as an insult or sum shit idk.
Kaleb: "Bro, you ugly as shit."
Kareem: "Shut up, giraffe ahh nigga."
by 4kxar April 8, 2024
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