cooch

my coochie hurts real good

"i chooched real hard"
"i farted so hard my cooch shattered"

by poogobbler May 15, 2023

Cotton Cooch

The state of having a tampon stuck in your vagina canal because it is too dry.

“Yo what took you so long in the bathroom?”
“I cant get my tampon out. I think I have cotton cooch”

by Kittyqueen123 January 28, 2022

cooch sauce

the sauce that comes out of one’s cooch, usually a whore. most of the time it smells like dead fish or rotten cheese.

Dylan drank her cooch sauce the other day.
Oh shit, my cooch sauce just squirted everywhere!

by P3N15 F4C3 N1993R H34D 8====D April 28, 2019

The lord in my cooch

An experience so otherworldly you become one with your spiritual being.

‘That deep fried Oreo was so good, I swear I could feel the lord in my cooch’

by Trashboat69 March 18, 2021

Smooch my cooch

Female genital counterpart to "suck my dick"

Kelly: Smooch my cooch, asshole!

or

Mary: Not to smooch my own cooch, but... I was the best player on my team today.

by honeyxcream November 16, 2023

one foot toe cooch

where someone puts their toe up someone's butt

yo dude, i gave rhea a one foot toe cooch the other day and she loved it!

by joshandrhea May 15, 2016

clamping the cooch

a man putting the labia majora together to pleasure female.

The student-athlete was clamping the cooch on his housewife.

by Coop Dupe June 14, 2018